An Intergalactic Warrior of Chaos Has Retuned to Valhalla by Basement Cheetoh Eater and Abominable Snowcone. It is with profound […]
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So…you’ve heard things. You’ve heard that Conan the Barbarian is “the worst movie ever made”. Or perhaps you’ve heard that […]
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The Mighty Mako: Hollywood’s Samurai of Swagger
Fuck Pat Morita. Between Karate Kid and his tragic turn on Happy Days as the resident “Counter Nip”, he […]
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I dug up this fucking thing I wrote shortly after seeing Revenge Of The Sith and thought you’d all enjoy […]
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[AIBN] THE CONVERSATIONS: 3/24/11
***********The following email conversation occurred on 3/24/11 between 11:01am and 9:36pm. featuring: DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD Basement Cheetoh Eater Hawaiian Organ Donor STUNTCOCK_MIKE […]
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