It’s been fifteen years since Van Halen issued a studio album, and almost twice as long since cutting their last […]
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Director Joe Carnahan (THE A-TEAM) again summons the Olympian screen presence of Liam Neeson for epic (but existential) THE GREY, […]
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ABOM saw Ghost Protocol and says ‘FOURTH TIME’S A FUCK!’
You know the drill: Stack the odds against veteran IMF agent Ethan Hunt and dangle him from a wire in […]
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AIBN Remembers 9/11
The Professionals at Ain’t It Bale News know what today is. We know what it means. We remember where we […]
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Shockwave Sodomizes Chicago in TRANNIES 3: DARK SIDE OF THE BAY!!
The TRANSFORMERS movies are like high-end Christmas toys that come bristling with all kinds of lights, bells, and whistles—but […]
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