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Author: Abominable Snowcone

"Abominable Snowcone" is a music / film afficionado living in Cleveland, Ohio. He toils for local government by day and fights crime by night, when not writing for a couple local media outlets. He prefers coffee to alcohol and rock over Bach. He enjoys reading, noodling on guitar, and making trouble for amateurs. He's ascared of sharks. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!
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The Dark Knight’s Self-Imposed Crucifixion

HOLY SHIT WAS TDKR GOOD.

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ERNEST BORGNINE IS FUCKING DEAD.

Born the only child to a pair of Italian immigrants in 1917, Ermes Effron Borgino enjoyed a long and prosperous […]

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ABOM says, ‘Prometheus? In short, I sucked it…but I didn’t swallow’

  The imperfection of Ridley Scott’s PROMETHEUS is matched only by its absurdity.  The ALIEN director is unclouded by conscience, […]

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ABOM SAYS MIB3 HAS A DISTURBING LACK OF LINDA FIORENTINO CULO!

Director Barry Sonnenfeld (GET SHORTY, ADDAMS FAMILY) brought Lowell Cunningham’s offbeat Malibu comic book MEN IN BLACK to the big […]

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NASHVILLE POLICE STUNNED BY THESPIAN’S CRIME SPREE!

  NASHVILLE.  He’s one of today’s top box office draws, but while traveling through Tennessee late Friday night Christian Bale […]

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The Father becomes The Son becomes The Father in WRATH OF THE TITANS.

  A decade has passed since Perseus (Sam Worthington) rescued Princess Andromeda from the clutches of the dreaded Kraken and […]

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