Mr. Gazzara passed away suddenly Friday at the age of 117 after a long battle with a rare form of cancer known as “Betty White”. Gazzara, known for such landmark films as Husbands, Summer of Sam, and The Big Lebowski, died as he lived, tongue-deep in female anus.
“It’s how he wanted to go”, said friend Anthony LaPaglia. “He wanted to breath his last breath into some random dame’s shitcutter. I’m just glad I could make it happen for him.”
Gazzara got his start in the film industry as a “Tart Rustler” for Roscoe Fatty Arbuckle.