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Author: STUNTCOCK_MIKE

Between bouts of frantic masturbation and watching Miami Vice, you will find me here, lapping at the balls of a God Among Men, our Lord and Savior of the Divine Fist, Christian Bale, as he once again goes toe to toe with rank amateurism and delivers a frozen-booted kick to it's shriveled raisin tranny fucking balls. Friends, we have won. Rejoice.
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The Master Serves Up A Massive Portion Of Pork

Fatty. Greasy. Salty. All of these words can be applied to Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest The Master. Words that cannot […]

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SAVAGES Was Sadly Lacking The Two Basic Food Groups We Crave Here At AIBN, Brutality And Gay

Well first off let’s talk about how this is the second movie this year (after Safe House) that would’ve been […]

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Thank you odo for bringing this TRAITOROUS FUCKING DOG to our attention

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Cosmopolis a.k.a Cronenberg Dares You To Try And Stay Awake

  “My prostate is asymmetrical.” “Mine is too.” “What does it mean?” “It doesn’t mean anything.”   Yeah well this […]

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Promethewhatnow???

 

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DTV Mel Can Still Kick Your Fucking Ass 50% Of The Time In GET THE GRINGO: PAYBACK 2!

                This movie is right in the middle for me. It’s too fucking […]

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