Author: Basement Cheetoh Eater

Basement Cheetoh Eater is a proud member of the AIBN Founders Crew and frequent contributor to the site (and infamous Bale-worshipping ArchBishop of the 'Professional Confessional'). After inevitable banishment from the Ain't It Cool News boards, he found a home with like-minded brethren (who appreciate and understand the innate need to destroy amateurism wherever it may be found). He is a resident of Washington DC and can regularly be found passed out in gutters in and around Capital Hill.