THE LEFT GET RIGHT: The VP Debate Night of Debauchery

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Check back at 9 PM EST tonight for a live chat of the 1st (and only) 2012 Vice Presidential debate.  Yes, most VP debates don’t move the needle at all in terms of political trajectory (and are seldom watched); but AIBN will not only give you a glorious live play by play, but we’ll opine on the moderator’s topics and all while playing a drinking game.

Political professionalism will ensue.

Your AIBN moderators for this evening will be: Dannyglovers_Dickblood (Liberal – CA), Hawaiian Organ Donor (Independent – NC) and Basement Cheetoh Eater (Libertarian – DC).

And if you’re interested in joining the drinking game (and not just reading the majestic, insightful prose of the AIBN staff), here are the rules:

Location: Your house…and a room of your choice (we suggest one with a bed or couch…and a waste basket and tissues nearby).

Items needed: One full bottle of any alcoholic libation (40 proof or higher), a shot glass and a television (cable connection required).

Rules:

– One shot consumed every time Vice President Biden [D-DE] mentions a family member.

– One shot consumed every time Vice President Biden [D-DE] says the word “Scranton” or “Delaware”.

– One shot consumed every time Congressman Paul Ryan [R-WI] says “middle class”.

– One shot consumed every time Congressman Paul Ryan [R-WI] says “Dodd/Frank”.

– Two shots consumed for any mention of the terms “1%” or “47%”.

– Three shots consumed for any mention of PBS and/or Sesame Street (or affiliated muppet i.e. Big Bird).

– The bottle must be completely finished in no less than 4 swallows if Vice President Biden [D-DE] kisses the debate moderator on the mouth and says the phrase “This is a big fucking deal”.

3 more hours bitches.

 

Comments (255)

    • Ron Paul’s not a Libertarian. He’s a self identified Republican…he abandoned his Libertarian ideals when he started promoting big government and got more fascinated by racist rants in his shitty newsletter than ensuring state’s rights and the constitutional protections against governmental user and the illegal enforcement of eminent domain.

      You know my view…the entire fucking Congress can burn and I wouldn’t bat an eyelash. They’ve wiped their ass with the Bill of Rights, and passed law after law to embolden their Federally-centralized position (increasing their own personal wealth as a result). Every last one a traitor.

  24. And Pat…if we’re being serious – MSNBC’s attempt to look “bipartisan” is a fucking joke. The only one they let host a show is Joe and he’s relegated to a third rate morning show with a liberal hack of a sidekick. Look at their primetime lineup: Martin Bashir, Chris Matthews, Rev. Al Sharpton, Ed Schulz and Rachel Maddows.

    If that lineup were any more liberal, it would fart glitter.

    • Yes sir. I will absolutely give you that. But even those hosts have conservative guest counterpoints from time to time. But in our modern era and by modern era I mean post Nixon, I think liberals are far more educated than conservatives. I bet that Rachel Maddow could outsmart Steve Douchebag any day. You may hate her for being smug, but she’s fucking educated smug. The only MSNBC host that is a complete and total fucking embarrassment to me is Al Sharpton. I would have a better show than him and you know you’d want to see me have my own show.

  29. OK, then let’s look at the entire Fox News lineup.

    The Fox and Friends crew are an embarrassment. Ignorant shitheads to the end. Compared to the cast of Morning Joe they are fucking school children.

    Greta Van Susteren is an stupid cunt. Hannity is a asshole cunt. O’Reilly is an asshole cunt. Bret Baier is an ignorant cunt. Huckabee is an asshole cunt. Geraldo Rivera is an ignorant cunt.

    The only, and I mean only host on MSNBC that could not out debate anyone on Fox News is Sharpton who is a dumb fucking asshole. I may think Lawrence O’Donnell and Chris Mathews are blowhard cuntbags but I bet they could quote constitutional precedent better than anyone on Fox News.

    The fucks on Fox News are people who are just there to stir up and maintain ignorance which is evident by the polls of Fox News viewers who are bar none the most ignorant fucks in the country.

    I watch MSNBC and it pisses me off. But to anyone with half a fucking brain you can see these hosts are very educated people and they are patriots. They just want all of America to succeed, not just the top 2%.

    • They seem educated but I don’t consider them all patriots. O’Donnell specifically said he felt that “the era of American Imperialism should end” and even suggested abolishing the military. That fucker surrendered his American card and embraced the Chinese overlords as far as I’m concerned. Matthews is just anger and spit … I don’t see a center there anymore. Maddows is a patriot albeit an ideologue but I can respect that….her shit tends to be straight up – I may not agree with it, but I respect it. Sharpton …. who fucking cares. He’s been a laughing stock since the Tawana Brawley incident. How he’s still breathing is cause for amusement and despair.

    • I think guys like Matthews and O’Donnell are just so fucking gobsmacked that America has become a place where people like Todd Akin are on House Science Committees and that Congressmen who are pro-family, pro-life can be caught telling their mistresses to have an abortion are allowed anywhere near politics have not been fucking fed into a wood chipper has outraged them to the point where their heads explode.

      Let’s be honest. The Dems have pieces of dogshit like Ted Kennedy, Rangel and Washington who need to be shot into the sun. But between current libs and conservatives it’s a 100:1 ratio of hypocritical cockheads who are so fucking disgusting that I’d beat them to death in the town square.

  156. Oh fuck you both.

    Oil is NOT a renewable resource. Does it matter if it runs out tomorrow or a thousand years? So, tell me this dickheads. When oil DOES run out, and you’re both long dead, what do your family ancestors many generations from now do? Run their cars on……what?

    If you give a FLYING FUCK about the fucking mongrels you brought into this world, you will think about the future of your kids and their kids and so on.

  157. They’re going to talk about abortion now?

    Why not just throw a picture of a bucket of fetuses on the wall and let em opine about the morality of it all.

    Seriously…it’s been fucking legal since 1973 – why is this even being discussed in 2012?

    Stay the fuck out of EVERYONE’S life whether they have a vagina or not.

    And let states decide on whether to legalize pot – government: JUST FUCK OFF.

  162. This finale seems like such a downer…..like Smokin Aces where you have this zany ass movie with tons of violence – then it just ends with a wrecked Ryan Reynolds quietly pulling the plug on two hospitalized people with tears in his eyes.

    GET BACK TO THE MEAT, MARTHA.

  172. HOD……the hit on the polls? Tomorrow? It takes about 4 days to really see a national pop….I say maybe 1 point change, the initital impact isn’t what matters, this has re-energized the Barry campaign. Once again the fire is back, he won’t squander it again. Barry learned his lesson watching tonight.

  175. Yeah, I don’t get this notion that Ryan found his groove at the end at all. His closing was fucking AMATEUR hour. He looked like he was on the high school morning news running for ASB President.

    “We’re asking for your vote…. (awkward pause)…..(sudden) thank you.”

    I don’t think people are thinking broad enough with this, really the best thing to come outta this, is the GOP virtually destroyed their own golden boy by putting him on the ticket. When he was in his safe district with the hometown crowd fawning over him, he did a good job of fooling the party into thinking he mattered. He could make his stupid appearances on budget and bring out the Ross Perot charts and pretend to be someone worth a fuck with all these geezers huddled around him sucking his dick. He was clearly a guy they were nurturing into a presidential candidate. Now, after seeing him crumble on a national stage, he’s just a fucking goofball, and his viewpoints are alien. He’s a joke. He’s done. He may crawl back to Wisconsin and hang out there awhile, but he’ll never get past that. He’s achieved absolutely nothing after 20 fucking years in politics….it’s probably time to move on, boy. Start making some real dough with your brother in law’s vulture capitalist wrecking crew.

    AYN RAND WEEPS.

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