DICKBLOOD: Alright….are we all here?

STUNTCOCK: I got my alcohol. FUCKING DO THIS!!!!

ODO: Still haven’t read the chapter on What? in my Polanski biography didn’t want any spoilers

DICKBLOOD: Good.

ODO: And my right eye still hurts from the Prometheus Imax 3D I had to sit through. Did either of you fucks see that yet?

DICKBLOOD: No interest.

ODO: Well, despite the fact that it was shit, you’ll love it when you do. IT’s like Scott has just given up any sense of logic in his films

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, fuck that. I’ve already seen Star Trek V and Stargate and Event Horizon.

ODO: If you get off on set design and cinematography, and I know you do, then you will dig it on HBO a couple of years from now

STUNTCOCK: I’m all for that but I’d much rather have a GI Jane 2 with Emma Stone getting her face kicked in.

ODO: It just feels like Rids didn’t give two shits about the story being coherent

DICKBLOOD: Well the very fact that the film exists is evidence he doesn’t give a shit about about ANYTHING anymore.  Maybe it was the lukewarm response to Robin Hood that killed his shit inside.

ODO:  Well that movie WAS shit.

DICKBLOOD: I’m glad you didn’t post a Best of Ridley list….it’s Polanski time. Just start this motherfucker.

8:15pm

 

ODO: Classy opening.

DICKBLOOD: Reminds me of some Wes Anderson shit….the child-like titles and the Benjamin Britten kinda classical music for kids shit.

ODO: The Italian fuck from 8 1/2 is in this?

STUNTCOCK:  So let me start off this event by saying i’m THIS FUCKING CLOSE to starting divorce proceedings.

ODO: Wes loves Polanski. so that makes sense

DICKBLOOD: yeah Stunt?

ODO: ..sorry to hear I guess

STUNTCOCK: That’s nice handwriting.

DICKBLOOD: hhhmmm. I wonder how this will impact your experience in Wonderland

STUNTCOCK: Yeah fuck my personal garbage right now.

DICKBLOOD:  Wait…..is this fuck speaking English?

ODO: no. the girl is though

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, next time a female tells you she’s from a foreign country, ask her in a heavy accent….NO RRRRRAPE?

STUNTCOCK: HAHAHA took a whole 3 minutes before the word rape was uttered

ODO: I wonder if this movie was post rape for Polanski?

DICKBLOOD:  I’m sure every one of his films is post-rape.

ODO: less guy ass….fuck. but nice cleavage.

Did that dog try and fuck her?

DICKBLOOD:  Yes…even the dogs violate the women in Roman-Land.

 

8:23pm

 

DICKBLOOD: Sydne Rome…her voice is so weird

ODO: it’s dubbed….maybe not even her voice

STUNTCOCK: Jesus, Italian is a filthy language.

DICKBLOOD: i’ll pretend that’s her actual voice.  It’s slightly arousing.

Ya know…this thing looks a lot nicer than I’d imagine…..I pictured something totally different. This is some fucking Diane Lane romantic comedy looking shit.

ODO: Under the Tuscan Sun came to mind for me as well

STUNTCOCK: Is this a prequel to A Good Year?

DICKBLOOD:  yes. They could tie it in…Sydne could be Abbie Cornish’s character…the one claiming to be Crowe’s cousin.  Before she came to France she was gang-raped in Italy.

ODO: What the fuck is going on?

DICKBLOOD:  Those pants man, they’re like the spandex fake denim fat girls wear. HAWWWT.

STUNTCOCK: They’re nice. I was never one for the braless look. But HEYYYYOOOOO TEET.

DICKBLOOD: that creepy ass smile in the mirror with the head tilt

then this filthy wop watching her from out the window…in a bath robe

ODO: just the back…all bare like that….gets me hard

DICKBLOOD: I had a dream pretty similar to this last week,  except the pervert in the window was Bob Denver and he was warning me not to get on that plane.

STUNTCOCK: Is this all going to go bad like Bitter Moon?

DICKBLOOD:  You ever notice in these shitty old things, the foley for pencil writing is always SO FUCKING OFF?

ODO: The footsteps always bother me.

DICKBLOOD: NICE FUCKING BUSH!!!!

 

 

STUNTCOCK: I keep expecting to hear the theme from Benny Hill at any moment.

DICKBLOOD:  I wonder if Roman had her leave her ‘trimmings’ on his pillow every night.

ODO:  I knew a gloryhole would should up eventually in this.

DICKBLOOD:  I mean, NO WOMAN could grow a bush that full and luscious these days.

ODO: It’s gross.

STUNTCOCK: Naw man that shit is perfectly trimmed

DICKBLOOD: Maybe it’s all the preservatives and artificial shit we consume…makes the pussy hair all thin and patchy like you’re going down on a cancer patient.

ODO: no actress today would go topless for that long

STUNTCOCK: “Sowwww in seeese felm jew most walk arounding a lot with you’re teets owt” — Roman Polanski

DICKBLOOD: Well that’s the problem with this stuff,  the nudity becomes so routine it’s not arousing…it’s just there.

So it’s like being in a relationship with a woman for more than a month.

STUNTCOCK: She’s fucking attractive

ODO: I’m digging the Julie Christie hairdo

DICKBLOOD: yeah, Roman called them her ‘leetle Shaarley Dimple curls’

ODO: god….that outside noise…

what the fuck? is that supposed to be crickets?

DICKBLOOD: yeah what the fuck is that jittery cricket sound thing?

ODO: it’s like that godawful shit at the beginning of Once Upon a Time in the West

STUNTCOCK: It sounds like somebody rubbing clit on tamborine.

 

 

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, these quiet moments….I dunno….Roman is lost when not dealing with sexual assault…

Nice fucking mons though.  “ONE LUMP’A SOOOOOGAAAH”
8:34pm

 

ODO: is this a nudist colony….why is she just walking around like that?

STUNTCOCK: If I could grow a mustache, It’d be THAT

DICKBLOOD: Jesus…that’s a hot visual. Tight ass pants….bare tits, covered only by a bib. New fetish site…WWW.BIBLOVERS.COM

ODO: If this movie were made today Pierce Brosnan would be playing this role

DICKBLOOD: What the fuck is up with that fucking sound?

ODO: a brown nipple against a milky white breast

DICKBLOOD: This live chat is gonna fucking blow….but the image grabs will be magnificent.

 

ODO: what’s this foot fetish shit

DICKBLOOD: dude crushes a ping pong ball with his bare foot….BOSS. IMAGINE WHAT HE CAN DO WITH HIS COCK!!!

STUNTCOCK: Shred cheese

DICKBLOOD: “He’s a pimp…his name’s Cocoa…Cocoa The Mashed Potato!!”

STUNTCOCK:  “He’s a fag too.”

DICKBLOOD: So what would a feminist think of this?

ODO: They probably love Pols

DICKBLOOD:  A young woman is sexually assaulted, goes to a house for help….and a pimp named Cocoa tells her she has great tits.

 

STUNTCOCK: So random shit is going on in every room. This either reminds me of Quills or Punisher: War Zone.

ODO: Why is she staying there? Why doesn’t she replace her shirt?

DICKBLOOD: Calm down.

STUNTCOCK: THAT IS HER SHIRT

DICKBLOOD: it’s a dream world BRO!  Maybe the dudes that tried to rape her actually killed her….and this is Roman’s idea of purgatory for a woman that resists.

STUNTCOCK: BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

ODO: So this guy says he has a shitload of STDS

DICKBLOOD: “LOOK LOVE, I JUST ES’SPLAINED TO YOU, I NO FAG”

ODO:  this world is awesome

DICKBLOOD: Maybe it’s some crazy advanced meta-feminism thing….

ODO: you can just play grab ass with chicks and they don’t mind

DICKBLOOD: Well her ass is a weapon. GOLD!

STUNTCOCK: I’ll hand it to this bitch, she’s really playing it straight.

 

8:45pm

 

STUNTCOCK: okay….WHAT?

DICKBLOOD: you know you’re down with the furry fetish.

ODO: BWAHAHHAHA

STUNTCOCK: HEY HEY STEVE MILLER!!!!!

DICKBLOOD: Its funny how there’s no gross-factor with any of the sex stuff…she’s so pure, everything is ordinary to her.  Like Alice accepted talking animals, this girl accepts people in animal suits fucking…like…animals.

STUNTCOCK: Oh I know that voice….

DICKBLOOD: THERE HE IS!!!

 

STUNTCOCK: THE RAPIST!!!!

DICKBLOOD: Roman says:  “I STING WITH MY BIG STINGER….WHAT DO YOU THINK MY BIG STINGER IS?”

ODO: “You probably think it’s something sexual”

DICKBLOOD:  These are the exact lines he used on that poor girl 5 short years later….

STUNTCOCK: Hm, and the French baddie from the last Bond and Munich = THE SAME MOTHERFUCKER

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, Mathieu…he does look like Roman’s brother. He can play Mosquito in the remake.

STUNTCOCK: Y’know I’m watching this and honestly, I’m fucking jealous. I want their life.

DICKBLOOD: Well it captures that idealized Italian lifestyle…just eating, drinking, fucking, and shitting.

ODO: I love this chick

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, I like here sweet naivetaaaaay. The cartooniness of her going room to room where all these random little frantic adventures are happening without a beginning or an end.

STUNTCOCK: I don’t think she’s going to fuck any of them

DICKBLOOD:  Well it’d be more interesting if she didn’t.

 

8:50pm

 

DICKBLOOD: Jesus. This is the manliest that little cockroach Roman ever looked in his life. I love the idea of Bob Evans visiting him on THIS fucking set.

STUNTCOCK:  “Hey Roman, where’s the blow?”

ODO: It wouldn’t have phased him, shit like this went on at Bob’s house every day.

DICKBLOOD:  FUCK. That tower Cocoa The Mashed Potato lives in is fucking righteous.

ODO: I’m watching so much porn after this

STUNTCOCK: You know, actually I feel sorry for Roman now and again. Fuckhead that he is, that shit with Manson would have probably sent me into the bowels of an underage girl too.

DICKBLOOD: Alright, I GOT IT!!

In the remake….Cocoa The Mashed Potato = Giancarlo Giannini

 

ODO: perfect

DICKBLOOD:  The world needs a remake of WHAT?

ODO: Anybody else a little buzzed?

STUNTCOCK: Yeah I’m drinking way too fast.

ODO: Gianninni’s in the tiger suit on the floor

DICKBLOOD: This all feels very familiar to me.

STUNTCOCK: That chair………what’s with the fucked up stains? Like the guy was trying to do self-faceblasts but kept ducking at the moment of truth.

DICKBLOOD: BAHAHAHA…nice tiger crawl.

 

9:00pm

 

STUNTCOCK: This shit is EROTIC

DICKBLOOD:  Oh whaaaaat?

 

 

DICKBLOOD: Cocoa got it?

ODO: YES

STUNTCOCK: Oh now he’s all aloof. Fucking cunt.

ODO:  That’s how I am after, like….why is she here? How do I make her leave?

I wish I could kill my sex drive altogether

STUNTCOCK: This shit is reality. She’s all clingy, he’s looking for the door.

 

9:08pm

 

ODO: SO DRUNK

DICKBLOOD:  What  are you drinking Odo?

ODO: Just beer. I haven’t drank in months though.

DICKBLOOD: Jesus.

STUNTCOCK: Crown Royal and Coke.

DICKBLOOD: Mmmm….good song.

ODO: Moonlight Sonata.

STUNTCOCK: When it kicks up at semitone= boner

What the fuck? Was that some Seventh Seal shit just floatin’ by???

 

 

ODO: so horny now

STUNTCOCK: Fuck man. She’s perfect. The pants are gone.

DICKBLOOD: Jesus…that dog just woke me up

I was almost out, then this shit comes blasting in my headphones.

ODO: Headphones? Pussy.

DICKBLOOD:  Well…I can’t wake up my ex-wife in the next room.

ODO: You still live with her?

DICKBLOOD: Don’t you fucking utter her name.

STUNTCOCK: Fuck man. This is the life.

DICKBLOOD:  Yeah, a dreamy Alice nymph wakes you up claiming someone stole her pants.

ODO: Reminds me of the cartoon,  when she’s crying about going home in the end.  Did you ever see the Burton version?

DICKBLOOD: Pieces of it. Not really. I was working on a sculpture at the time.

STUNTCOCK: It looks too fucking zany for my tastes. Fucking Dark Shadows though, I loved that shit.

ODO: I was going to see that for Moretz. how was she?

DICKBLOOD: DEFILED

That’s a nasty word.

STUNTCOCK:  She was awful.

ODO: Any skin? Bikini shot?
(checks Hollywood Tuna)

 

 

DICKBLOOD: “MY BED IS YOUR BED”

I try that line with the ex-wife…it doesn’t work.

ODO: I imagine the more she rejects you the more alluring she becomes

STUNTCOCK: Yeah with me it ends with “OUR COUCH IS YOUR BED”

DICKBLOOD:  You know, I never got sent to the couch….I skipped that step. Got sent straight my parent’s house.

ODO:  I love it when a chick is just wearing a shirt and nothing else.

STUNTCOCK: HERE COMES THE EXORCIST 3 HALLWAY SCENE

DICKBLOOD: Actually, maybe the couch would’ve been more pleasant….dangling on your end of the bed so you don’t touch is quite agonizing.

STUNTCOCK:  I wouldn’t know. I’ve been on the couch since December.

DICKBLOOD:  No shit?

ODO: so going to bed with someone who hates your guts but is physically weaker than you….what’s that like?

 

9:20pm

 

DICKBLOOD: Hehehe…this chick wakes up with a dude face down in her cunt.

ODO: Why isn’t this Peter Sellers?

DICKBLOOD: In the remake….the Cunt Snoozer shall be played by Dan Hedaya.

ODO: I’d go with Geoffrey Rush.

DICKBLOOD:  Jeff Rush is far too hideous,  seeing a cute chick wake up with that potholed nose wedged up her trench….the audience would fucking puke in the aisle.

ODO: Yeah, I wanna see that in IMAX 3D.

How about Robert Davi for the cunt snoozer?

DICKBLOOD:  I love Davi…but he seems a bit too smooth.

STUNTCOCK:  I say Christopher Lee

9:25pm

 

ODO: So when you’re married….the fucking…how do you keep it spontaneous?

STUNTCOCK:  You don’t.  You just stop fucking.

ODO: So I’d be in the same boat i’m in now then?

Except with half my shit gone?

STUNTCOCK: Yes.

DICKBLOOD: I PAINT ZE’ PUSSY VVVVITH CREEEAM!

STUNTCOCK:  nice daisy dukes on this guy.

DICKBLOOD: The painter dude….for the remake, PACINO.

STUNTCOCK:  This bitch needs to spend the rest of the film in panties and t-shirt.

DICKBLOOD:  Have you guys noticed how scarce the tits are in this thing?

Ohhhhh….they just walked by. Never mind. Well…

STUNTCOCK:  BUSH.

DICKBLOOD: Wait wait wait….this scene right here, it’s pretty much the very first morning she woke up there all over again.  She saw those trippy bitches walk by, went outside, sat down at the table and ate toast.

STUNTCOCK: Uhhhhhhhh

DICKBLOOD: Then she talked to Cocoa.   Is it just one day repeated over and over?

Maybe purgatory for sexual predators?

STUNTCOCK: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DICKBLOOD:  Is this all a metaphor for his inability to return to America?  HE HAD A VISION???? It’s almost like….INCEPTION.

 

9:29pm

 

ODO: Have you heard of the craigslist conqueror?

DICKBLOOD: What is that?

ODO: He’s this guy who got laid a lot off of craigslist

DICKBLOOD: That’s what you call yourself?

ODO: I bought his book and just copy and pasted his ads

DICKBLOOD: Uh huh?

STUNTCOCK: Exorcist 3 hallway shot.

 

ODO: Actually I haven’t had much luck

DICKBLOOD: I’m sorry to hear that.

ODO: I did get one real girl back in SF but I weirded her out I guess

STUNTCOCK: HOLY SHIT ITS THE PAKI FROM BEN HUR WITH THE FUCKING HORSES!!!

ODO:  Roman’s in pretty good shape here.

DICKBLOOD:  Yeah, this half dead fuck…..for the remake I’d go for the great Omid Djalili.

STUNTCOCK:  That old cunt’s eyes are creeping me the fuck out.

ODO:  Jesus Roman got so much good trim. None of us will ever come close.

STUNTCOCK:  Well he’s pretty hairy for a Pollack.

DICKBLOOD: The Omid Djalili fuck….is that a fake nose?

HEHEHEHE….no way. No one can possibly have a nose that big….the fucking thing looks like a greasy turnip.

STUNTCOCK: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DICKBLOOD:   “SHE HAD ONE LEG PAINTED BLUE THIS MORNING”

STUNTCOCK:  He just blasted in his gitch

DICKBLOOD:  Yeah, this fuck is so gross.

ODO: he’s like the grandpa in Texas Chainsaw massacre

DICKBLOOD: That’d be sweet if you could actually hear your cum gurgling in your balls right before you popped

STUNTCOCK: HAHAHAHHAAA HE’S STILL POPPING IN TROU

DICKBLOOD: AWWWWWW CHRIST.  I’m dying

STUNTCOCK: This is honestly some funny shit.

DICKBLOOD:  I think we can fit the great Alfonso Arau in here somewhere as well.

ODO:  what

the

fuck?

STUNTCOCK: Heheheh fuuuckkkk

DICKBLOOD:  Jesus….I can’t cry anymore. That fuck nailing….the fucking table….holy shit….how did he pick up so much fucking speed?

STUNTCOCK:  EXCELLENT SCENE!!!!!!!! FUCK!

 

9:41pm

 

DICKBLOOD:  We need more absurdist shit like this.

ODO: that boat scene….this is like a Bunuel flick

STUNTCOCK: Lobster bisque

ODO: she’s so innocent

so hot

she looks away while he gets undressed

STUNTCOCK: Uhh okay………. cock out?

ODO: it’s like they’re acting out a porno

STUNTCOCK: OUCH!!!!

ODO: god this role playing is hot

 

DICKBLOOD:  The ASS SLAP heard round the world.

ODO: did you guys ever do role playing with your wives to spice it up?

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, we used to play Harry and the Hendersons. Got pretty intense.

ODO:  Who was Lithgow?

DICKBLOOD: She was. She had less hair, soo…..

STUNTCOCK:  We used to play Magic Carpet Ride. We’d take mushrooms then she’d zip me up in a sleeping bag and throw me down the stairs.

ODO: I wonder if women have sex drives

like

are they attracted to cock?

DICKBLOOD: I’m convinced the only people that actually love the visual of a cock are dudes.

STUNTCOCK: Well I’ve decided  I need to get divorced and fuck off to Europe for a while after seeing this.

 
9:45pm

 

ODO: How did he not have a boner during this scene?

DICKBLOOD:  What the fuck….I LOVE YOU????   Guuuuuuuurrrrl. I hardly knew ya.

Are you guys into that in porn,  when a chick’s getting kabobed up the asshole and tenderly tells the dude she loves him?

I think it was Katie St. Ives that pulled it off with Lex Steele. Magnificent stuff.

ODO:  beer 3

and every scene keeps repeating

DICKBLOOD:  there is a strange sense of repetition going on here….and shit feels so random, yet….important?  Like the cracking of the knuckles?

ODO: it’s surprisingly solid

DICKBLOOD: the falling flower petals….

“THAT ODD FEELING WHERE THE MOMENT WE’RE LIVING NOW, WE’VE ALREADY LIVED BEFORE”

ODO:  never the same river

9:50pm

 

STUNTCOCK: We need the Tony Scott ending where she dies in the back of a car and the titles come up “THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE OF ITALY”

ODO:  Noomi as Alice in the remake please

DICKBLOOD: Huh? Goblin face?

No thanks.  I’ve seen her supposed ‘erotic’ shit.

It’d be more interesting to watch her take a dump.

STUNTCOCK: HAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS FUCKING EYES!!!

ODO: What erotic shit?

the dragon tattoo stuff?

DICKBLOOD: No.  I quit the Finch.   She was balling some dude from behind with a strap-on.  I don’t know…some foreign shit.

ODO: I need to look it up.

She’s cute.  Seems getable.

DICKBLOOD:  It was stinky and dull.

STUNTCOCK: Well it’s Europe. They shit in holes in the ground there. Fucking savages.

ODO:  I’d love to see it.

DICKBLOOD:   You know who this wild-eyed pig reminds me of?  That bearded fuck in HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN…..did you ever watch that?

STUNTCOCK:  No.  But this old fuck totally had to tape his cock to shoot the scene.

10:00pm

 

DICKBLOOD:  Yeah, what’s with his weird little pussy voice?

STUNTCOCK: HE NEVER BLINKS!!!

ODO: I’m going to be totally edited out of this shit when you post it aren’t I?

DICKBLOOD:  Probably.

ODO:  “It is dry”

DICKBLOOD:  God. I wanna elbow this cunt’s teeth down his throat.

AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE BLUE LEG MEEEAN????

STUNTCOCK: He sounds like a fucking cab driver.

DICKBLOOD:  YOUR BREASTS. JUST ONE.

STUNTCOCK:  only for a moment.

ODO:  She acts innocent so well.  90% of porn tries to be likes this.

DICKBLOOD:  The thing about this movie,  it sorta reduces every man back to his lowest moment….like at some point every dude in this movie has had to BEG FOR PUSSY.   Except for the rapists….

STUNTCOCK:  this….is fucking………HOT.

 

DICKBLOOD:  But I don’t think the rapists got in more than a knuckle.

ODO:  Yeah this is how every guy feels deep down

DICKBLOOD:  Hehehe….that pathetic COME HITHER with the crooked finger.

STUNTCOCK: UUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

DICKBLOOD: wait…he wants her to sit on his face or what?

alright

I just got behind the wheel of a semi.

ODO: me too

DICKBLOOD: Don’t tell me that bro, I’m NOT FUCKING GAY.

ODO: this is a little gay

STUNTCOCK: PISS ON HIMMMMMMMMMM NOWWWWWWWWWW

DICKBLOOD: I REMEMBER!!!! WHAT SPLENDOR!!!

yeah…this is totally a film for divorced men.

STUNTCOCK: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DICKBLOOD: Wait. he’s fucking dead?

That’s how Brother Odo hopes to go out….

STUNTCOCK: DEAD!

DICKBLOOD: …locked on the first trout he’s laid eyes on since prom night.

STUNTCOCK: Anyone else notice NO SCORE TILL NOW?!?

 

10:06pm

 

DICKBLOOD:  Hhhhmm…..Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.  Now all the zany characters return outta nowhere to chase Alice around in the finale.

STUNTCOCK: FUCK. They just cut to her topless.

DICKBLOOD: Well it’s raining, so naturally….she’s gotta lose the top, baby.

It’s kinda genius…..she runs up the steps outta the villa,  with Cocoa chasing her…..

ODO:  there’s the pigs.

 

 

DICKBLOOD:  A FUCKING PIG TRUCK?

She jumps in the truck as it zooms by…

Cocoa screams WHERE ARE YOU GOING????

ODO: HOLY SHIT

DICKBLOOD: Jesus.

STUNTCOCK:  BRILLIANT!!!!

DICKBLOOD:  As the truck drives off, she looks back at the camera and yells

WE MADE A MOVIE!

WHAT?

THAT’S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!!!

Fucking epic.

My brain has been double penetrated.

 

 

ODO:  That’s some Charlie Kaufman shit.

STUNTCOCK: but a million times better.

DICKBLOOD:  What a fucking ending.

STUNTCOCK:  Yeah, I gotta beat off to some of these screen grabs for sure.

ODO:  Throw some Dolores Claiborne grabs in there as well.

DICKBLOOD:  When I read about this……the twisted dreamworld thing, I was expecting some stupid Argento bullshit.

Not this fluffy/prick-tickling Euro comedy.

STUNTCOCK:  Yeah, I was expecting some miserable thing like his earlier stuff.

DICKBLOOD:  I need to know what the fuck that shit means though…..the blue leg,  the ‘piggy’ motif…….and the guy asking to see her pussy before he dies?

STUNTCOCK:  Well that’s the last thing we all want to see on this earth.

DICKBLOOD: And the arthritic cracking fingers…..and the crushing ping-pong balls with bare feet….

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?

STUNTCOCK: Not sure. Though it is bedtime.

Oh sorry I meant COUCHtime

DICKBLOOD:  How many fists for you?

ODO: Why do you have to sleep on the couch?

STUNTCOCK:  4 out of 5

it has a weird charm to it.

 

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DICKBLOOD:  Nice talkin’ to you.

Fucking asshole.

ODO:  I say 4 out of 5

DICKBLOOD:  Me too.

hhhmmm

Yeah. It’s hard to explain…..as weird as this shit is, it’s comforting. Puts a smile on my face. Perhaps it’s the place we’re all longing to visit, the concept that everyone has their own version of Neverland, filled with their own fetishes, whether they be pirates or cunt.

ODO:  where did he go? did his wife walk in on him?

DICKBLOOD:  Who gives a shit?

 

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