9:30 PM

 

ODO: IS it working?

DICKBLOOD: Hold on. FAWWWK. I just spilled my drink. Hold.

*****FOUR MINUTES LATER

DICKBLOOD: Okay. Fuck.

ODO: What’s your poison?

DICKBLOOD: Buffalo Trace and RC Cola.

ODO: I’m just drinking Red Bull.

DICKBLOOD: Well hopefully this thing doesn’t kill my fucking boner.

ODO: You couldn’t dig up HOD?

DICKBLOOD: No. I mention the site to him now and he tells me to go fuck myself. Angry angry man.

ODO: I bet.

I wonder what kind of hole he’s in right now

*****30 SECONDS OF RADIO SILENCE

ODO: Coincidentally I saw Branagh speak on Friday.

DICKBLOOD: Where?

ODO: The Castro Theatre in SF.

Fag central. I loved it.

DICKBLOOD: Isn’t that where Harvey Milk used to suck dick for a steak dinner?

ODO: Yeah. Milk plaques everywhere. And HIV awareness signs all over the subway.

DICKBLOOD: So how was Ken?

ODO: Boring as fuck. Every question was about Thor or The Avengers.

DICKBLOOD: You should’ve asked him how it felt to be at the Castro for the first time out of heels.

ODO: The gay moderator kept drooling all over my man Hemsworth the entire time.

DICKBLOOD: He was there?

ODO: No he just kept bringing him up.

DICKBLOOD: I actually dug him in that Miley Cyrus joint.

ODO: The girl next to me was very rude. Kept asking me not to shake my leg.

As if I have control over that.

DICKBLOOD: Oh yeah…I forget you’re like most internet superstars, you all have a phobia of being in public.

ODO: Oh yeah. I wouldn’t have done this if it wasn’t for class. I was shaking with uncontrollable rage waiting in line for an hour.

Hated everyone there. Part of that is because I hate Branagh so I can’t stand his fans.

DICKBLOOD: So did you use the bathroom at the Castro?

ODO: Yeah.

DICKBLOOD: Ass gasket or no?

ODO: I’m not hip to that reference.

DICKBLOOD: Alright….you’re boring me. Lets make it clear. You contacted me for this. WHY?

ODO: It was time for another Live Chat.

DICKBLOOD: Why Thor?

ODO: I don’t know.

DICKBLOOD: You saw it…and now you’re trying to incept this shit into my fucking skull?

ODO: I have no stake in this.

DICKBLOOD: Alright, start this motherfucker.

9:45 PM

DICKBLOOD: So I remember how jazzed you were for this last year. You couldn’t shut up about it.

ODO: Watching this while typing is going to be tough.

DICKBLOOD: Fucking CHRIST. You’re already bitching? Now you understand my anguish.

Oh yeah, this is the movie with all those stupid Dutch angles.

I love when they have to blurt out a character’s profession in the first fucking line, “JANE, YOU’RE AN ASTRO PHYSICIST!”

Thanks FUCK-O!

ODO: I don’t have a problem with that. If you have shitty exposition better get it out of the way as soon as possible.

Bring back opening crawls I say

DICKBLOOD: It’s just so fucking artificial.

ODO: So you want there to be more prequel comics?

DICKBLOOD: Nobody at you’re job is saying, BUT ODO, YOU’RE A MASSAGE THERAPIST! People don’t fucking speak like that.

ODO: This shit is so dark.

DICKBLOOD: I know, I can’t see a fucking thing.

ODO: What’s this lord of the rings shit? I don’t remember this

DICKBLOOD: Quiet. Tony Hopkins is explaining shit.

ODO: God

Marvel is so fucking cheap

DICKBLOOD: “OUR ARMIES DROVE THE FROST GIANTS BACK INTO THEIR OWN WORLD.”

I do like the prosthetic make-up on this bad guy. Reminds me of Ivan Ooze in Power Rangers.

ODO: We should’ve watched First Class instead. I torrented that the other day to see if it was improved.

DICKBLOOD: I can’t see a fucking thing so I’m just focusing on this horrid score.

ODO: Patrick Doyle has always been putrid.

DICKBLOOD: That’s Ken’s guy?

ODO: at the Branagh Q&A they showed Dead Again after he spoke

Doyle got applause when his name came up

DICKBLOOD: Did he also do that awful piece of shit Sleuth?

ODO: probably

haha Rene Russo

DICKBLOOD: Tony’s alright so far….but I already despise Thor. That dick-sucking grin…and that little fucking hammer twirl. We’re suposed to hate him?

ODO: he’s hawt

he’s totally the dude that fucked your girlfriend in college

I can’t even come to comprehend how much pussy that scraggly beard has brushed up against

9:55 PM

DICKBLOOD: I like that Scott Fitzgerald asshole. Lovely fellow.

ODO: he’s that pussy with the helmet with no screen presence whatsoever?

DICKBLOOD: BAHAHAHAHA….Tony tells Thor he’s not king….NOT YET.

CUT TO:

slomo of THOR KNOCKING OVER A TABLE!!!! HE’S SOOOOO FUCKING ANGRY!!!!!

10:00PM

DICKBLOOD:  So Brendan Gleeson wasn’t avaible to play this Gimli wannabe?

ODO: Isn’t that Ray Stevenson?

DICKBLOOD: No fucking way.
BAHAHAHA. This fucking forced chemistry. The fucking hero’s roll-call, “Jimmy….you danced with my sister! Billy….you fucked my mom!” It’s exactly like that moment in Alexander, bringing up the good ole’ past conquests to rile up the troops, except here it feels ball-less and amateur.

FUCK THIS.

ODO: everyone in this shit is some internet famous douchebag.

DICKBLOOD: So basically Thor’s a dick and he allows all his dick friends to shit on his brother? Sooo….I hope Fitzerald cracks all of their skulls.

ODO: Prestige lightning!

DICKBLOOD: 15 minutes in….this shit is so needlessly convuluted.

ODO: How much did Stevenson hate his life when he was shooting this?

DICKBLOOD: This prick with the Van Dyke….why does he look like that? Is he a time-traveler?

ODO: The facial hair in this movie is abominable.

DICKBLOOD: Why the fuck didn’t they get your boy Dallas Roberts in the Van Dyke role?

10:08 PM

ODO: this battle is horrible

Branagh has no idea how to shoot action

DICKBLOOD: Wait…last year, didn’t you fucking rave about this thing?

ODO: Loki can use holograms?

DICKBLOOD: Hhhhmmm….this shot of the Asian dude running toward camera with the monster chasing him, hilarious greenscreen work. It looks like your boy Rodriguez’s magical treadmill walking.

So all the good guys in this are just giant cocksuckers?

Tony’s dumbass kid starts a war, and I’m supposed to like him for the rest of the movie cause of that winning smile?

ODO: Well he learns to be humble.

I wonder if Hemz got to plow Portman while he was shooting this

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, I get that that’s his arc….but so far he’s in that COCKSUCKER OF NO RETURN territory.

ODO: Every hero is a dickhead now. I blame Iron Man’s popularity.

DICKBLOOD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT!! THERE IT IS.

YOU ARE AND OLD MAN AND A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
FUCK YEAH

ODO: Seriously, Xavier in First Class, Green Lantern, Thor, Iron Man…

all dickheads

DICKBLOOD: Dude, I’m pretty drunk now. No joke.

This fucking movie.

ODO: Remember when Marvel wanted Daniel Craig to play Thor?

DICKBLOOD: I have no idea what yer talking about.

I like all the colors in the wormhole. Good choice. Colors are nice.

10:16 PM

DICKBLOOD: ALRIGHT! Now we’re back where we started. We’ve come full circle, you see?

ODO: You dig Kat Dennings?

DICKBLOOD: I do….good pale…veiny heft. I can see her being a cutter. So sure…. I’d like to speed-bag those udders.

ODO: Wonderful tits.

DICKBLOOD: Jesus Christ….we’ve been watching this shit for 30 minutes?

ODO: Watch this scene.

Horrible.

Branagh’s sense of humor ir fucking retarded

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, great gag….Hemz face mashed up against the glass like fucking Looney Tunes.

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE MIGHTY!!!

ODO: He’s at least as brain dead as Bay. That’s the sense I get when I watch him

DICKBLOOD: I get the sense he’s a smart guy with a weak grasp on human beings.

Wait…what the fuck? Thor can’t break out of those hospital restraints? I mean, I get that he’s a regular guy on earth, but what was the point of seeing him slip his skinny wrists out of the straps?

ODO: I think Branagh’s just fucking retarded.

DICKBLOOD: Remember when he was announced for this and the internet was pretending he was their favorite director?

10:20 PM

ODO: Stan Lee cameo.

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, that was great. Slimeball piece of shit.

ODO: Why isn’t he dead yet?

DICKBLOOD: Hhhhmmm….Natalie hits him again.

“I’M SO SORRY, I SWEAR I’M NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE”

was that like…a funny moment?

ODO: My sister would think that was hilarious.

DICKBLOOD: How is she by the way?

ODO: Doing good.

DICKBLOOD: Jaw all healed up?

Ohhh god. This little pussy.

ODO: what little pussy?

DICKBLOOD: This prick from the Julie Louis Dreyfuss show….not your sister.

That’d be BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG PUSSY.

10:25 PM

DICKBLOOD: Wait wait….Van Dyke is alive??? Didn’t he fucking die in that battle?

ODO: He got stabbed by an icicle.

DICKBLOOD: So an icicle up the colon doesn’t harm an AssGuardian?

ODO: There’s a lot of good looking trim in this

DICKBLOOD: I don’t understand these fucker’s mortality.

ODO: It doesn’t make any fucking sense.

DICKBLOOD: So how many times you reckon Bra left a message on Watanabe’s voicemail to play the token Jap?

ODO: I hate fantasy shit.

DICKBLOOD: That’s cause you are “TRAIT-AAAAHHHS IN DA HUSSSS AWWWF ODIN’

10:30 PM

DICKBLOOD: So you think Bra is disgusted by the concept of simpletons discussing cinema on the world wide web?

ODO: I hope so. People were asking all sorts of stupid shit. So many teary eyed fans.

DICKBLOOD: Hehehhe….Scott Fitzgerald gettin’ all heavy with this King Lear shit…TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

ODO: Yeah, Bra fucking hated being there. Some woman from Chile called him “The Ambassador to Shakespeare”

DICKBLOOD: I do like Loki a lot in this. This is surprising, I think a film based entirely on Loki, from his persepctive….would’ve been far more interesting.

ODO: fuck you.

DICKBLOOD: These moments sorta remind me of Joaquin in Gladiator.

ODO: All these jealous son characters are terrible.

DICKBLOOD: I usually dig them. Any time a son is screaming and spitting in the face of their half-dead father, I’m feelin’ it.

ODO: Portman is looking more Israeli the more time goes on

DICKBLOOD: YES!! There it is….the legendary FACEBOOK line.

ODO: How was Black Swan?

DICKBLOOD: You didn’t see that shit?? It’s pretty hilarz. Actually more of what I hoped this would be….DTV caliber piece of shit….almost farcical melodrama.

Mesrine is pretty fucking funny in it.

ODO: sounds rich

Gawd. Fuck this Coulson guy. I hope he gets paid next to nothing.

DICKBLOOD: Ohhh dayuuum….there’s some of that Black Swan delivery, Nat!

“I AM ON THE VERGE OF UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY!”

ODO: Fucking ipod jokes.

DICKBLOOD: I bet Stellan could barely tolerate being around Nat. He watched her rehearse and groaned, “Callous cunt is full’a shite.”

ODO: I hate humanity.

DICKBLOOD: Yeah….i don’t understand why Kat or Stellan exist here. Every Stellan line just fucking explains what happened 10 seconds ago, and every Kat line adds a cute little sparkle of pop culture to close the scene!

10:39 PM

DICKBLOOD: I’m baffled by what a pathetic pussy Ray is in this.

“If I may…BEG…his majesty to reconsider”

I hope he was in the hotel reading his 4 lines to his wife on the phone, just fucking crying

ODO: not sure I buy Russo as a scandanavian

she looks like a total wop.

DICKBLOOD:  BAHAHAHAHA. Love those bookstore moments,  just flip a book open right to the fucking Thor page. THE LEGEND IS REEEEAL!

ODO: oh god

this pet shop scene

DICKBLOOD:   Yeah, just think of this shit from a production-end….it required a practical exterior/interior location,  animal wranglers for all those pets,  casting the Charlie Kaufman lookin’ muthafucka pet shop attendant, costume people to find him that gnarly sweater, hours of setup and shooting….all that….

ODO: for that shitty joke

DICKBLOOD: for “I NEED A HORSE”.

THAT…IS FUCKING MOVIE MAGIC.

10:45 PM

DICKBLOOD: Ya know…all this Tony in a coma business, there could’ve been some interesting play with this. Like Senators plotting behind his back, Loki not knowing who to trust….complexity…DRAMA! Somewhere in here, in the story of Loki is a great film. Instead we gotta focus on this Marvel tie-in garbage, and the cute fish-outta-water bits with this Hemz piece of shit.

ODO: That final fantasy force field over Tony is making me angry

DICKBLOOD: Alright…now Thor is going into this facility to get his hammer and uhhh…I thought it was gonna take a bit more for him to gain the ability to whoop ass on earth,  5 minutes ago he couldn’t find his piss-hole….now he’s some fucking commando?

ODO: Oh fuck this is funny.

Renner with the bow is killing me.

DICKBLOOD:  Yeah…Thor’s got it made. He just cruises through like like Kato Kaelin.

ODO: Why is Renner in that crane? Get the fuck down there already

DICKBLOOD: Ohh excellent. THE MUD FIGHT!

ODO: This is like something from a Statham movie

DICKBLOOD: Soooo…did I miss it, was there a moment on earth when Thor is surprised he doesn’t have power?

ODO: I think he knows why

it’s the hammer

DICKBLOOD: So on AssGuard, if he were to lose the hammer…he would just be an ordinary person?  All the other fucks fight pretty much the same. They don’t have hammers.

ODO: this is why we need an opening scrawl

DICKBLOOD: See, that’s the problem with this shit. He never once questioned why he’s just an ordinary douchebag on earth. He seems well aware of the rules on earth….but then they sprinkled in I NEED A FUCKING HORSE.

See….THIS. Loki looking over the universe, that pull back. 4 seconds of that was more interesting than the last 10 minutes of Thor rolling around in the mud.

Loki is the key. He has the story.

ODO: There’s no good Loki story

he sucks

DICKBLOOD: THINK. FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND.

THE LOKI STORY IS THERE!

ODO: No.

DICKBLOOD: IMMORTALITY

IT’S YOURS

TAKE IT!!!

10: 52 PM

ODO: why is Loki on Earth

how can he just do that?

DICKBLOOD: What are you talking about? That leprechaun suit is rad.

ODO: He looks like a white Kat Williams.

DICKBLOOD: You notice the weirdest shit….I’m entranced by Hemz’s bleached eyebrows.

ODO: this scene is embarassing

Wait…was that a joke?

Coulson walks in as Thor is saying ‘goodbye’ to Loki…

Coulson says, ‘Goodbye? I just got back.’

That’s how you wanna roll with it Ken? Really?

ODO: I can totally imagine Bra laughing his ass off at that at the script stage

They just let Thor go?

DICKBLOOD: So Coulson just thinks this is some ordinary dude that broke in to steal the fucking hammer?

ODO: this is like some shit from Full House

DICKBLOOD: what was the point of that Hobbit cameo?  That was his first job? He’s just some fucking look-out guy?

ODO: the internet loved this shit when it came out

including some Baleievers

DICKBLOOD: I know….I considered getting Koutch in on this.

ODO: we could have used the perspective

DICKBLOOD: Not really. It would’ve just been:

Ohh wow…CHRIS IS SOOO CHARMING IN THIS SCENE….

I LOVE HIS HAIR…

OH MAN….THAT HORSE LINE WAS SOOO FUNNY

10:58 PM

DICKBLOOD:  Alright alright…we’re back in AssGuard. Shit’s about to get real!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOOOOOOO. LOKI IS THE BETRAYER?!

ODO: You didn’t know that already?

fuuuuuuuuck

Wasn’t there some controversy from fanboys about this black dude? About how he was white in the comics

DICKBLOOD: Yeah…racist pieces of shit.  I guess they’re part of that Peter Jackson cult that believes fantasy worlds are exclusive WHITES ONLY clubs.

ODO: oh no

more comedy

DICKBLOOD: yeah…drunk Stellan. Ya know, I like this dynamic between these three. Hemz, Nat, and Stellan…but not for this fucking movie. Thor comes off like a decent earthy/adventurous/small town guy, like he’s the local that helps them with transportation into the field,  and he’s the blue collar charmer that falls for the goody goody PHD outta his league, and Stellan her father figure.  Somewhere in there is a great dramedy.

ODO: Stellen used to be respected

now he’s 4th lead in fucking Thor

DICKBLOOD: well it could be worse

He could have Ray Stevenson’s role.

11:05 PM

ODO: comedy about how much Ray eats?!

this thing has hit rock bottom

DICKBLOOD: yeah….that’s not GIMLI or anything…

do we get Ray drinking and burping next? All those classic Peter Jackson contributions to cinema.

ODO: Idris Elba

that’s the black dudes name

just remembered

DICKBLOOD: Ohhh Jesus. This bit:

YOU WOULD DEFY OUR KING?

YES.

GOOD.

COMPLICATED FELLOW…ISN’T HE?

Like, that’s seriously the type of shit that makes Branagh giggle? That was humor?

ODO: I’m honestly not sure anymore.

DICKBLOOD: Alright good…Kat’s back. Where the fucking Twitter joke?

ODO: I dig her in that wool thing…what do you call it…a beanie?

DICKBLOOD:  “WE GOT XENA…JACKIE CHAN…AND ROBIN HOOD”

Xena?

BAHAHAHAHA.

Fucking Branagh….he thinks Xena is the #1 show in the states

ODO: he really is a simpleton isn’t he?

10:12 PM

DICKBLOOD: Awwwww Christ. Why the fuck does this Coulson dipshit have to pop up every 5 minutes? WHAT FUCKING INFORMATION DOES HE PROVIDE THAT WE NEED???

ODO: this cross-over universe shit is horrid

“Is that one of Starks?”

DICKBLOOD: LOVE IT!

ODO: total geek boner moment

ODO: Why did they shoot this shit in New Mexico?

DICKBLOOD: Tax incentives. Marvel loves holding onto the cashola, and they don’t really give a shit about the look of a film….obviously.

Nice fucking generic facades in the middle of the desert, asshole.

ODO: just looks like a grimy Mexican shithole

like downtown of the city I was born

DICKBLOOD:  Sooo….the whole point of his pals coming down to earth, was so they could have a funny moment walking down the street, then get their fucking ass kicked 2 minutes later?

ODO:  And Thor has learned humility from this?

DICKBLOOD: Yes.

ODO: That’s it? That’s his arc?

DICKBLOOD: Lesson learned bro. All he had to do is tell his brother ‘this is between you and me’. HUMILITY GAINED!!!!

ODO: oh shit my roommate brought his girlfriend home

better turn this shit down

DICKBLOOD:  Hehehe….I love it. Natalie is all teary over this motherfucker cause uhhhh….they had that one magical conversation about science and magic last night.

Man, 10 years ago….I would’ve never believed her career would get this low rent. Cunt.

ODO: Why is the hammer coming toward him?

DICKBLOOD: Tony released the fucking curse, bro.

ODO: I thought he had to pick it up.

DICKBLOOD: NO! He had to do something selfless….which I guess was walking down the street in slow-motion toward that robot thing he knew wouldn’t kill him.

ODO: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO PICK IT UP

DICKBLOOD: Didn’t you see the fucking tear?  It’s the power of love.

ODO: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO PICK IT UP

DICKBLOOD: See, here’s what I don’t get…..so Tony’s in a fucking coma cause of his other asshole son, who means to fucking end him….and now he needs Thor to save the day, so he takes the curse off the hammer to give him back his power? So when all is well, Tony’s like FUCK OFF…..but when he needs Thor to come back and save the day he’s like ‘Ohhh alright, lesson learned, here’s your fucking hammer!’

What’s the moral there?

The way to make your dad like you…..get your other brother to try to kill the motherfucker?

ODO: summer blockbusters man

10:20 PM

DICKBLOOD:  So when did it become some big focus of Thor’s to protect Earth?

“WE FIGHT FOR THE SAME CAUSE?”

I thought it was just a random shithole he was banished to….now it’s his sole focus in life?

ODO: Why does he care about humans?

he became humbled after like one night. He should just fuck Portman and take off

DICKBLOOD:  Yeah, see….I can get past everything else. I get it…these fucking idiots like the Marvel shit and i’m the weirdo..okay

but people claiming the fucking Hemz/Natalie romance was good?

OHHHHH FUCK YOU

What a tacked on, artificial piece of shit.

ODO: wait. Loki saved them?

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, Loki backed up Tony. I knew that motherfucker was a Legends of the Fall fan

ODO: What do you think of that rainbow Bridge?

DICKBLOOD: Love it.

ODO: I can’t believe they made this pussy the bad guy in The Avengers

I would have rather had Rourke

DICKBLOOD: Well it’s a toss up between Loki or that fucking rainbow bridge as the best fucking thing in this movie.

I swear, he ALMOST makes me curious about Avengers.

ODO: he’s terrible

there is nothing interesting about this asswipe

DICKBLOOD: Dude, he’s destroying Hemz in this scene. He swallows him up when they share the frame.

ODO: WHAT

DICKBLOOD: Performance-wise, he makes Hemz look like an inexperienced boy.

ODO: but who gets more pussy?

ANSWER ME THAT

10: 27 PM

DICKBLOOD: I dig the rainbow bridge here. All the Loki tricks. And this bit here reminds me of a pussy jock on the Tron Legacy closing. The wormhole’s about to close…..two brothers fighting for their father’s love….one of the fuckers dangling by his finger-tips.

ODO: this is so retarded

DICKBLOOD: FORGIVE ME JANE!!!

Weird…

there was even some sound design in there that sounded right outta Legacy….that digital ripple when the whole grid explodes. Very similar foley.

ODO: it’s more like the ending of The Good Son

Loki is Macauley

11:33 PM

DICKBLOOD: Alright….well, it looks like everything worked out fine.

And here’s Gimli telling tales of how much ass he kicked on earth.

it’s sorta like when people told me stories of how good this movie was

ODO: how could a functioning adult like this movie?

DICKBLOOD: Hehehe…Hemz is licking Tony’s ass….saying: I WILL NEVER BE A WISER KING, OR A BETTER FATHER…

ODO: Yes, he was humbled

DICKBLOOD: didn’t this fucker just banish his kid at the beginning, leaving him powerless in a foreign land? Very wise parenting.

ODO: what part of that don’t you fucking get??? He was humbled.

DICKBLOOD: BAHAHAHAHA. Tony says– YOU ALREADY MAKE ME PROUD…

At the start, he couldn’t wait to get rid of this douchebag…but once Loki knocks the motherfucker out, he’s like ehhhhh….Thor, you’re my NEW #1!

Jesus. Compare this piece of shit ending to Captain America.  The romance was solid, it was the heart and soul of the film. And it was earned.

ODO: True.

DICKBLOOD:  So saw the chemistry between Cap and Nipples grown. You wanted them to be together, they teased a glimpse of hapiness the future may bring….and then they’re yanked apart.

ODO: you felt bad for him in the end

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, it absolutely worked because you believed these two people could love each other and do well together. It stuck with you.

Now compare that to this Thor bullshit, he met this bitch like two days ago, zero chemistry….they shared ONE fucking bonding moment….and we close with this SHE SEARCHES FOR YOU bullshit?? Get the fuck outta here.

Jesus Captain America fucking destroys this turd.

ODO: It destroys Iron Man as well.

DICKBLOOD: It does….it’s the best they’ll ever do. They had the perfect world, the perfect characters, and the perfect setting. Would’ve made a damn solid trilogy.

But nope….they had to dump it down the toilet for the Avengers cash-in. Fuck quality.

ODO: Even if Avengers was good these tie-in bits would still be garbage

DICKBLOOD: Yeah….the cute cameos and all that, there’s just something foul about it. Like hyper-commercialism or something.

ODO: There isn’t a single hispanic name in these credits

DICKBLOOD: What about Duan and Joseph Trujillio?  BAHAHAHA….Grand Wizard Feige will only hire the Mexicans as ‘LABORERS’.

ODO: How little money do movies make these days? I mean both these movies were hits and Marvel still needs China to foot the bill for Iron Man 3.

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, these new Chinese deals are disgusting.

Vile piece of shit country that already has our balls in a vice grip….now we’re gonna hand em show business? The head of Bob Hope’s corpse would fucking explode if he heard we were in bed with the chinks.

ODO: Wonder how much Jackson gets paid for these useless cameos

DICKBLOOD: Who cares? Alright…how many fists you give this piece of shit?

ODO: I’m standing firm on 1

out of 10

DICKBLOOD: 10? For what fucking site?

We do 5 FISTS.  Where the fuck have you been?

ODO: okay 1 out of 5

what about you?

DICKBLOOD: Well, basically everything on earth was a piece of shit…

I don’t like Hemz at all. Romance was a joke…Thor’s sudden humility for no reason was stupid..awful humor…worthless Kat and Stellan. Too much fucking Old Adventures of New Christine dick-lick. Everything having to do with the rules of the hammer was retarded…

ODO: Sounds like a 1 to me

DICKBLOOD: BUT! I really liked the design of all AssGuard..

ODO: it looked like something out of a sci-fi channel movie

DICKBLOOD: ..and I thought Loki Fitzgerald was a powerhouse. Tony was pretty serviceable. Idris was good…

rainbow bridge was kick ass

fucking wormhole was kick ass

ODO: Tony hasn’t given a fuck for a couple of decades now

DICKBLOOD: Thor’s team was all horrible and pointless

ODO: last time he tried was The Edge

DICKBLOOD: Yeah, pretty much….fuck this movie.

2 outta 5

ODO: according to The Bra during the Q&A he intends to shoot an adaption of Macbeth next…..how original

DICKBLOOD:  Well, when that piece of shit drops…lose my number.

ODO: Thank you.

 

 

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