Abominable SnowconeThe Professionals at Ain’t It Bale News know what today is. We know what it means. We remember where we were ten years ago.
We could expound eloquently on the ramifications of “the event,” but given that most of the Brethren are at present assembled in Las Vegas for AIBN Summit 2011, Abominable Snowcone will simply defer to the link below, wherein late bass extraordinnaire Jaco Pastorius gets patriotic.
Keep the day in your own way. The terrorists haven’t won shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2JSAPWDbnM
Friday night at work I belted out Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA for my karaoke selection. Fuck you terrorists. I win.
When do they return from Vegas, I want stories of debauchery. What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas when professionals are concerned.
We’re all back safe….recovering.
No deaths. Only 1 vomiting, 2 threats, and a floater.
I’m getting too ol’ fo this sheeeeet.
Polishing up the SUMMIT article…should be up tomorrow.
And only one STD. Actually no, it couldn’t happen. They were filming the sequel to Steve Carrell’s movie: The Forty-Year-Old Virgins.
And they woke up the next morning with Mike Tyson’s tiger in the bathroom