Source: Animal_Tranquilizer [AIBN News Staff]
03.24.11 BENGHAZI, LIBYA: Early Thursday, Muammar Qaddafi ordered planes into the sky in defiance of the “No Fly” zone that looks exactly like the country of Libya. No plane had left the ground since NATO declared a ‘No Fly Zone’ over Libya and started bombing the shit out of anything that resembled Air Defense Equipment, including Anti-Aircraft Missile Batteries, airplanes on the ground, helicopters, and the famous Libyan Flying Tank Brigade. Additionally, 3 ice cream trucks were bombed to shit and back for “playing that stupid fucking music, over and over again” said one US Air-recon Pilot who wished to remain anonymous.
Qaddafi ordered “Get Something in the air, now!” in defiance of the No Fly Zone. After what was called an “Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors Match”, a pilot was finally chosen to “lead the others” into the sky. Sources say the other pilots started taking bets on how long the plane would remain airborne while they hid in a bunker getting “ready to follow”.