Between bouts of frantic masturbation, smoking cigarettes, and watching Miami Vice, you will find me here, lapping at the balls of a God Among Men, our Lord and Savior of the Divine Fist, Christian Bale, as he once again goes toe to toe with rank amateurism and delivers a frozen-booted kick to it's shriveled raisin tranny fucking balls. Friends, we have won. Rejoice.
17 Comments
odo19
Looks fucking great. Can’t wait for the hi-res next week. This shit will own 2012.
17 Dec 2011 12:12 pm
STUNTCOCK_MIKE
Dunno man, I’m sure the movie is going to crush every scrotum but the trailer ain’t workin’ for me.
17 Dec 2011 01:12 pm
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Looks fucking good. The only thing I don’t like is the football team shit. Hopefully that scene is like 2 minutes and every one dies.
They should’ve played this whole trailer at the end of the prologue….but then again, the bits after the prologue have that bad ass final shot of Bane holding the cracked Batman mask.
I think this feels a little off because Batman himself is so underplayed and only in like 4 shots, and it’s lacking the song…it needs fucking AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION. Batman movies have always relied so heavily on the music to inflate cocks.
17 Dec 2011 08:12 pm
STUNTCOCK_MIKE
Yeah that football shit……..fucking instant flaccid meat. I’m with you, I hope that entire stadium gets destroyed with everyone in it.
I’m like HOD and The Joker, I just want to watch the world burn.
But like I said, In Nolan We Trust.
17 Dec 2011 09:12 pm
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
The fucking pumped up energy for the prologue before Mission Impossible was insane. They had a shit-ton of security in the aisles and made an announcement they’re gonna be watching for motherfucker’s filming. People went nuts over it.
It really made MI4 that much shittier to go from that into this lackluster made-for-tv feeling bullshit.
17 Dec 2011 09:12 pm
odo19
So my intutitions were correct? You did hate it? First time I've ever been correct about this type of shit.
Also what'd you think about the Bane voice? The internet has been throwing a hissyfit over it for two fuckin weeks straight.
The trailer looks solid to me. The only complaint I have is not enough Hathaway. She's looking fucking smokin' in this.
17 Dec 2011 10:12 pm
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
I like his voice a lot, it's bizarre and discomforting. I don't give a fuck if I can't understand every word.
18 Dec 2011 04:12 am
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
And yeah, I fucking despised MI4....I'll post my thoughts in Abom's review.
18 Dec 2011 04:12 am
odo19
Also that first shot of Bane looked kind of awkward. Seems like his costume is a little on the heavy side.
17 Dec 2011 10:12 pm
conspiracy
I’m diggin the trailer…but I’ve been fucked on the Prologue, it gets taken down by the time I get to where it is…might just have to deepweb DL it from some fucking RUssians.
I too have no problem with Banes voice. As Danny said…it’s kind of unsettling…lends an authentic sense of insanity to the character; I’ve dealt with lots of fucked up street people…trust me, you can’t understand fucking crazy even without a mask.
And yes…I’ve already given myself a right good friction burn on the rod while looking at Hathaway…I’m going to get an empty popcorn bucket so I can use it to hide the Joy seeing her in latex will give me opening night.
19 Dec 2011 01:12 am
odo19
Yes, Havoc has gotten a lot of play in my DVD player lately because of the trailer.
19 Dec 2011 01:12 am
odo19
More than usual I mean.
19 Dec 2011 01:12 am
Faust_8
odo, check out Love and Other Drugs for some Hathaway.
20 Dec 2011 11:12 am
STUNTCOCK_MIKE
Okay after about 30 viewings of that trailer I’ll admit, my dinky is hard.
20 Dec 2011 10:12 pm
Grammaton Cleric Binks
I’ll see it, it will be awesome, but the trailer does’t amaze me. It has nothing to do with Bane’s outfit or voice.
21 Dec 2011 08:12 am
Eddie_Hitler
Not enough Bale — but I guess I’ll just have to wait for July to see more of Our Lord and Saviour.
21 Dec 2011 11:12 pm
Faust_8
Just watched it five times on my plasma and my cock is throttled. Banes voice just sounds like its under a mask, whatever. Needs more Bale, but the end when the music swells over the bat signal made of buildings…..give me two hours of the chills I feel then and let me die.
22 Dec 2011 10:12 pm
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