A dark and foreboding forest. Legends of ghosts and demonic terrors creeping across a windless, dying expanse of diseased trees. […]
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An Intergalactic Warrior of Chaos Has Retuned to Valhalla
An Intergalactic Warrior of Chaos Has Retuned to Valhalla by Basement Cheetoh Eater and Abominable Snowcone. It is with profound […]
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So…you’ve heard things. You’ve heard that Conan the Barbarian is “the worst movie ever made”. Or perhaps you’ve heard that […]
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The Mighty Mako: Hollywood’s Samurai of Swagger
Fuck Pat Morita. Between Karate Kid and his tragic turn on Happy Days as the resident “Counter Nip”, he […]
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