There are movies you regret living long enough to have seen. And then there are those films that remove your […]
Read moreCheetoh goes Salmon Fishing in the Yemen but plays catch-and-release with Emily Blunt’s snapper.
I dug this movie. I was on a plane out to California to do some high-altitude hiking in the […]
Read moreCheetoh Shits Bigger than Prometheus
This past weekend, I had the opportunity to see two movies. Both were called Prometheus and each lasted about an […]
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Spandau Belly Savors The Furiousness Of Fast 5 ***SPOILER INTENSIVE***
Spandau here……… This one picks up where the last one left off, which is being the best fucking action film […]
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The Tao of Suck
There is much to like in Zack Snyder’s new “vissureal” experience called “Sucker Punch”. The problem is, there isn’t much […]
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