One thing this film taught me—pretty much every woman in Rome (under 60) looks good, and almost all of them […]
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ABOM saw Ghost Protocol and says ‘FOURTH TIME’S A FUCK!’
You know the drill: Stack the odds against veteran IMF agent Ethan Hunt and dangle him from a wire in […]
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Captain America Is Complete Shit. Seriously.
The movie America loves. And I hate. Oh hell. How do I count the ways? To mimic a fat, useless […]
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Snowcone and the Donor Double Team the X-Men
First up, Abominable Snowcone: I’m not sure why I put off seeing X-Men First Class. The prequel didn’t have […]
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Shockwave Sodomizes Chicago in TRANNIES 3: DARK SIDE OF THE BAY!!
The TRANSFORMERS movies are like high-end Christmas toys that come bristling with all kinds of lights, bells, and whistles—but […]
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Abom says “We’re going to fly now…join me, won’t you?”
I had fun with Green Lantern. More fun, I dare say, than Super 8 (which I still don’t get […]
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