FUCK CHINA, PRAISE BALE!

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  4. Well first week back I banged out Mr. Roboto. I’ll get to Come Sail Away and Lady eventually. I’m trying to expand my repertoire. I nailed God Bless the USA the Friday before the 9/11 anniversary. I’ve done Let My Love Open the Door a couple times. I try not to repeat in the semester, but I had a request from one of my fans. Last week it was weird. We had a different karaoke guy. Check this out, it was accoustic karaoke. This guy just played the guitar, and had a list of all the songs he could play, and the lyrics in a notebook. There was no computer, no cues etc. I thought it was going to suck, but he had Brian Wilson listed, and I thought hell yeah.

  5. The chefs got new uniforms last week. The chef’ assistants and kitchen assistants were stuck in their old rags. So of course for karaoke night it was Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top.

  6. Nice, Girls with guns anyone ? You do Dennis Styx not Tommy Styx. Last time at work, I did One Thing Leads to Another by The Fixx. The crowd just looked at me blankly. My next attempt will be Hemorrhage by Fuel. Wait , did you say you banged Mr. Roboto?

  8. Anyone see Drive ? Fucking professional movie. I heard it was based on any given saturday night for Bale. I wasn’t that impressed with Gosling, he spends half of the movie not saying anything with the same look on his face.

  11. Fuck Steve Jobs. He was a backstabbing kid abandoning son of a bitch. He was a narcisist (sp?) who was only happy when he got it way or bullied people into doing things his way.

    • I have loved some ladies
      and I have loved Jim Beam
      and they both tried to kill me
      in 1993(true story)
      when that doctor asked me
      Son how did you get in this condition
      I said hey sawbones I’m just carryin on
      an old family tradition

    • it was actually 89 when this happened but that didn’t flow as well as 93 which sounds close to 73 so I changed it.

      I was 20 and in the Army then. We had just got back from that small whoop up in Panama you might have heard about. In those days I drank heavily, any thing I could get my hands on. The week between Christmas and New Years when we got back I went way over the top with the booze I wasn’t sober until early January. I was living high on my first taste of war and it involved a night combat jump. Downside a couple of friends punched their ticket and some others sustained major injuries. So I had some different things going on in the squash

      I was also involved in a proscribed relationship, I was enlisted and she was an Air Force Officer a psychologist and totally nuts. anyways we were both drinking a lot the night before New Years and as I found later, from the MPs, she was doing crystal. Something got side ways between us and she when bat shit crazy and came at me with a big BBQ fork and ripped a six inch gash in my arm before I disarmed her and put her down. Unfortunately the noise made the neighbors call the MPs.

      The MPs came and in typical MP fashion thumped me with their night sticks until I was out. Which was to difficult I was barely conscious between the booze and blood loss but that didn’t stop them from taking batting practice with my head. The MPs arrested both of us because that’s how they work. I woke up chained to a hospital bed while a pretty black nurse worked on my arm, head, chest and rib injury’s thanks MPs!. After two days of bullshit the CID finally figured out I was innocent and kicked me lose.

      I got with the pretty black nurse the next night and I skated on the fraternization charge because they were giving me a medal and it would have looked bad.

  13. Nah, I’m not the feed my own ego type. If someone shoots me I’ll send the link. But I did break the fourth wall with OLEG. There’s a shot of me and some other dude chatting to the side while it’s karaoke night at work. I missed this past Friday. I was dead tired, and just wanted to go home.

  16. Maybe you guys would hulk out from all that radiation. Maybe instead of the gun store they’d have the sumo store and you’ll all be running around in diapers.

  17. Of course, Cheetoh would go to the bath room, and come back as The Leader. Mike will turn into Doc Sampson, Danny will turn into Maestro, and Abom wil turn into The Abomination. It’ll work !!!

  18. Daaaaaamn. I had just joined the Army National Guard in ’89. I was in during the first Gulf War, but my unit was never activated. I had a buddy who went to Panama, but he was fine. It’s been so long I don’t recall what the losses were. It didn’t seem like much, but since you were right there I’ll take your word over the mass media. Good thing this happened to you in the military, and not in the civilian world. They not only would have arrested you both, but probably taken the woman’s side. You’re lucky to skate on the fraternization charge. I know those are the rules, and I’ve never understood them. In a combat situation I get it, but you guys weren’t even in the same branch no it’s not like it makes a difference. Like you said I don’t say why they beat you instead of just pointing their sidearms at you and telling you to get the fuck on the floor. Oh well, you can’t spell wimp without MP.

    • The reason those rules exist was to protect junior female enlisted and officers from predatory superior NCOs and officers that pressure them for sex. 88-89 saw a spate of females and junior grade males getting it on so they were going all bitchy about enforcement. Before it was just a slap on the wrist like some office hours or maybe a article 15 loss of pay and rank. The chick that stabbed me got in a bucket load of trouble, violating regs, meth possession(diverted for rehab), AG assault(bargained down) I skated becasue the army at that time firmly clung to the adage that a soldier that won’t fuck won’t fight and there was that medal thing.

      They have changed the rules considerably now. As long as you don’t fuck somebody in your direct chain of command and its a consensual deal you get bitched out for being stupid and that’s usually about it.

      In those days the SOP for MPs was beat first…then again if necessary.

    • The other thing going against me was repeated run ins with MPs. Earlier that summer I got into a fight with an off duty MP corporal and when he didn’t like the out come he got some friends for a comeback. They lost again when me an my squad whaled on them pretty damn good, which then lead to them trying to refer charges on us, but that got laughed out since one of the witness was the MP units XO’s daughter(a friend of mine was banging her, christ she was heinous) and she said the other guy started it which while technically true wasn’t very accurate.

  19. That’s the thing about unit integrity. You could hate some guys guts in your unit, and it doesn’t matter. If some other unit message with him they just opened up a can of whup ass.

  22. So I’m watching Equilibrium last night and my wife asks me ” Is there an aint it george clooney news website or aint it pitt news like that aintitbalenews, I’m like NO. Then she asks what Christian Bale thinks about AIBN and I answer, I’m not sure he hasn’t posted anything lately.

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