Lemme start off by prefacing this review with a quick mention of the book. I had no fucking plan to […]
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DICKBLOOD BESTOWS THE FIRST COVETED FIVE-FIST PUTTANA PROSTATE MASSAGE OF THE YEAR ON ‘THE SALT OF LIFE’!
One thing this film taught me—pretty much every woman in Rome (under 60) looks good, and almost all of them […]
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Eddie Van Halen Gives Abom a Striped Sneaker Enema!
It’s been fifteen years since Van Halen issued a studio album, and almost twice as long since cutting their last […]
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Chemical Poisoning, Mass Hysteria or Twitchy Bitches?
Le Roy High School – Toxic Shock or Tricky Teens? Perhaps nothing is more interesting right now than the mystery […]
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BEN GAZZARA IS FUCKING DEAD!!!
Mr. Gazzara passed away suddenly Friday at the age of 117 after a long battle with a rare form of […]
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