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The King Retains His Crown
Adam Sandler is AMERICA. If you can’t accept that…then fuck off.
Read moreCheetoh Shits Bigger than Prometheus
This past weekend, I had the opportunity to see two movies. Both were called Prometheus and each lasted about an […]
Read moreABOM says, ‘Prometheus? In short, I sucked it…but I didn’t swallow’
The imperfection of Ridley Scott’s PROMETHEUS is matched only by its absurdity. The ALIEN director is unclouded by conscience, […]
Read moreCosmopolis a.k.a Cronenberg Dares You To Try And Stay Awake
“My prostate is asymmetrical.” “Mine is too.” “What does it mean?” “It doesn’t mean anything.” Yeah well this […]
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