Adam Sandler is AMERICA. If you can’t accept that…then fuck off.
Read moreABOM says, ‘Prometheus? In short, I sucked it…but I didn’t swallow’
The imperfection of Ridley Scott’s PROMETHEUS is matched only by its absurdity. The ALIEN director is unclouded by conscience, […]
Read moreCosmopolis a.k.a Cronenberg Dares You To Try And Stay Awake
“My prostate is asymmetrical.” “Mine is too.” “What does it mean?” “It doesn’t mean anything.” Yeah well this […]
Read moreABOM SAYS MIB3 HAS A DISTURBING LACK OF LINDA FIORENTINO CULO!
Director Barry Sonnenfeld (GET SHORTY, ADDAMS FAMILY) brought Lowell Cunningham’s offbeat Malibu comic book MEN IN BLACK to the big […]
Read moreTHE DICTATOR CUTS IT AT THE BALLS
The biggest issue with The Dictator is a lack of conviction. This is a new character for Sir Sacha […]
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SET SAIL FOR MORE ALIEN INVASION BULLSHIT
I was going to start off my review with some cliched smart ass comment about how Battleship will sink the […]
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