Ok so BEAR with me because this is going to probably be a WORLD’S FIRST! This is the first movie review EVER to be typed, edited, shot and uploaded via iPhone!!! How fun is technology?!
Now onto the movie.
NASHVILLE. He’s one of today’s top box office draws, but while traveling through Tennessee late Friday night Christian Bale launched a crime spree so bloody and riddled with debris that local constables say they haven’t seen anything like it since The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.
Academy Award-Winning actor Christian Bale, 38, would be accused of committing 47 felonies in just six hours while going on a “terror” through Nashville.
If only authorities could catch him.
D.G. Dickblood <dannyglovers.dickblood@gmail.com>
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| D.G. Dickblood <dannyglovers.dickblood@gmail.com> | Thu, Apr 5, 2012 at 8:54 PM |
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DICKBLOOD: Alright, so what the fuck did you wanna talk to me about?
KOUTCHBOOM: Huh? Did I say something?
DICKBLOOD: The Hunter thing.
KOUTCHBOOM: Naww. I’m gonna get drunk tonight.
DICKBLOOD: What?
KOUTCHBOOM: I think I’ve said all I wanted to say.
DICKBLOOD: Good. I don’t wanna talk about that shit anyway. I’ve said my piece.
….and wrote about it over on Phil’s site. I think it’s the first review up for it on THE WHOLE WORLD WIDE WEB!
http://www.liveforfilms.com/2012/04/02/review-lockout/
