10 Apr 2014 by AIBN STAFF / 3 Comments
ONE YEAR AGO…
Five Professionals completed a sacred journey in His Holy Name.
Whereupon there came the bittersweet day on which it was determined that AIBN and Those who maintained The Sacred Tablets of His Divinely Fortitude were no longer needed.
And His Handsome Majesty’s Luminescence was put to rest.
For 365 days…
In the darkness of chaos and absence of Truth, the earth shook.
Simplicity long ended as the Amateurs thickened their holdings with the things in life that destroy Men.
For no one in this world can you trust. Not men, nor cunt, nor beast.
And it was decided.
The Professionals, in unanimity pledged that His Word shall once again be delivered to the People from the Mountain begotten by Select Speakers of Node 39976, that the blind and uninformed might once again be illuminated—as was the wretched cock-scab Hurlbut—to his Benevolent Love and Wisdom.
The Gospel Scribes, The Flowers of War: (Pentateuch of Dickblood Minister-in-Truth, Stuntcock the Pillar of Faith, Koutchboom of the Holy Innocents, Abominable The Sanctified, and H.O.D. of the Agonizing Heart) collectively doing His Holy Bidding as The Professionals of ‘Ain’t It Bale News’ have conspired to author a sound-based broadcast henceforth known as THE FISTCAST!—An Incandescent Flare of His Holy Countenance, a Beacon of Hope; so as the years decline, the memories stale, and all great victories fade…it shall always be remember that They Rose once more to Light His Path.
Take a Leap of Faith.
So that we can be young men together again…
THE FISTCAST! #1 – “PUSSY IN THE BEAR TRAP” by Aibn on Mixcloud