Well first off let’s talk about how this is the second movie this year (after Safe House) that would’ve been a far better film if Tony Scott had made it. Certainly he would’ve picked a better cast. The “soft” guy of the pair was actually the best actor in the whole show. As for Battleship Guy, he has about twelve lines of dialog to sink his teeth into and sorry but if that’s the best performance you can muster, fuck off.
“My prostate is asymmetrical.”
“Mine is too.”
“What does it mean?”
“It doesn’t mean anything.”
Yeah well this fucking movie doesn’t either.
This movie is right in the middle for me. It’s too fucking good to be DTV but it doesn’t quite measure up to being a theatrical feature. It’s the kind of movie you’d like to watch in the back of the family minivan while a hooker performs a Rusty Trombone on you for a solid ninety minutes.