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BEN GAZZARA IS FUCKING DEAD!!!
04 Feb 2012 by STUNTCOCK_MIKE / 3 Comments
Mr. Gazzara passed away suddenly Friday at the age of 117 after a long battle with a rare form of cancer known as “Betty White”. Gazzara, known for such landmark films as Husbands, Summer of Sam, and The Big Lebowski, died as he lived, tongue-deep in female anus.
“It’s how he wanted to go”, said friend Anthony LaPaglia. “He wanted to breath his last breath into some random dame’s shitcutter. I’m just glad I could make it happen for him.”
Gazzara got his start in the film industry as a “Tart Rustler” for Roscoe Fatty Arbuckle.
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ABOMINABLE SNOWCONE GOES INTO THE LAST GOOD FIGHT
03 Feb 2012 by Abominable Snowcone / 4 Comments
Director Joe Carnahan (THE A-TEAM) again summons the Olympian screen presence of Liam Neeson for epic (but existential) THE GREY, a masterful Man vs. Nature thriller that’d make tough guy authors like Ernest Hemmingway (OLD MAN AND THE SEA) and Jack London (WHITE FANG, CALL OF THE WILD) proud as peacocks.
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BALE TAKES THE FIGHT TO CHINA’S FUCKING DOORSTEP
16 Dec 2011 by AIBN STAFF / 5 Comments
By Pedro Roche, AIBN China Correspondent
BEJING. Twenty-seven are dead and six in critical condition after Academy Award-winning actor Christian Bale throttled a cadre of armed security guards who tried blocking his visit to the home of oppressed Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng earlier this week.
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