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BEN GAZZARA IS FUCKING DEAD!!!
04 Feb 2012 by STUNTCOCK_MIKE / 3 Comments
Mr. Gazzara passed away suddenly Friday at the age of 117 after a long battle with a rare form of cancer known as “Betty White”. Gazzara, known for such landmark films as Husbands, Summer of Sam, and The Big Lebowski, died as he lived, tongue-deep in female anus.
“It’s how he wanted to go”, said friend Anthony LaPaglia. “He wanted to breath his last breath into some random dame’s shitcutter. I’m just glad I could make it happen for him.”
Gazzara got his start in the film industry as a “Tart Rustler” for Roscoe Fatty Arbuckle.
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Stolen AIBN Staff Auditions VHS Tape Finally Recovered!!!
14 Aug 2011 by STUNTCOCK_MIKE / 15 Comments
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A Farewell To Fanboyism Or: How To Embarrass Yourself Without Really Trying
31 May 2011 by STUNTCOCK_MIKE / 12 Comments
I dug up this fucking thing I wrote shortly after seeing Revenge Of The Sith and thought you’d all enjoy the laugh.
My feelings on the new trilogy have obviously changed toward the positive in the ensuing years.*
Hey, it’s never to late to change so fuck off. I’ve changed. No longer influenced by the suffocating restrictions of fanboyism, I am now free to enjoy each and every film on it’s own merits. It’s liberating and highly recommended, much like having Sasha Grey shit on your chest.
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AIBN SUMMIT 2011: Who will survive, and what will be left of them?
07 Apr 2011 by STUNTCOCK_MIKE / 12 Comments
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