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Holy cum-squirting-tits, Batman!
Paying to see this trailer on the bigscreen thursday at midnight. There’s some goofy superhero movie following directly after, as a bonus.
I remember when ol’ Dickblood wasn’t too keen on a Batman Begins sequel… but now he is a true believer.
Tis true.
I’m still not too hot on Qui-Gon-Ninja-Master and his use of the word ‘FEAR’ every 30 seconds.
Also, Batman’s a bit too cape-swoopy….every time he has to walk down like three fucking steps– SWOOOOOOOOOOOP with the cape glide.
Thinking about it now, I’d like to see a Phantom Edit with the Begins childhood flashbacks and the prison opening/training in Nepal sprinkled throughout TDK. Sorta like a Godfather Novel for Television restructuring.
Or perhaps, the Caped Editor should wait for RISES, to make the unstoppable 5 HOUR EPIC CUT.
Damn. That kind of sucked. It would have been 10x better without that last bit. Oh well. Here’s hoping the movie still delivers.
I like that Catwoman is tied in so emotionally to Bruce….not on a romantic level, but the fact that she gives a shit about what’s happening and isn’t just some mysterious vampy thing in the shadows. It’s interesting she’s portrayed so human and vulnerable.
I wouldn’t rule out Selina/Bruce romance entirely.
I’m not ruling it out, I’m just saying from what we see….I like that she is invested in his fate personally….they could’ve easily gone some cold/detached cunt route.
Yeah true… that is really cool. She seems much truer to the comics version of the last 20 years… she’s got her shit together, unlike that psychopath in Burton’s movie.
The first minute was so quiet ?!? Sounds like they retooled Bane’s voice also. But I gotta say, that music gives me a big chubby, that swell at the end when the title card comes up, glorious. Bale has triumphed.
I liked the “it’s not a car” bit. It needed a bit of Bat/Cat humorous interplay. This looks to be the Catwoman from Hush, that serves as an edgier Robin (also much better at fellatio).
Yeah….bearded Bruce at 0:13, definitely in a fucking wheelchair.
“Why do we break our spine, Master Bwuce? So we can learn to pop wheelies.”
God my dick is bulbous right now.
Imagine having to sit there and watch the shittyness of Avengers unfold before your eyes after seeing that. BWAHAHAAHAHAAAA
It’s funny I was just thinking “where the fuck is Marion Frenchclit”?
Hey I just followed all you guys under my other twitter name, @mattmanforever … since @MattTomerlin is for advertising.
Righteous.
I can’t stop watching this fucking thing.
Anyone else see that Whedon article about his Batman film that never was?
Bruce Wayne, aged 12, saves a girl from being mugged/bullied in an alley. He emerges from the fight unscathed. Tells Alfred he’s ready to do something.
I have no words…