… Oh, man. At least let me see the trailer for the new Batman film before you shoot me! Fuck it, I’ll even settle for the trailer for the Hobbit. Come on!!!! You’re a professional, aren’t you? I’m sorry I trashed Bale’s lights!!!!!!
Just saw that this morning Binks and wanted to share it with the professionals. Come on China, this is Christian Bale ! Anywhere he goes he creates the fucking news. He leaves his house to check the mail and CNN interupts their broadcast. They should put a memorial on the hallowed ground his shoes touched and be glad that our Saviour visited their amatuer country.
Got “American Psycho” on blu-ray for Xmas and watched it last night. What a performance!! I had forgotten how completely unhinged Patrick Bateman really is. Is it any wonder the photographer on Terminator: Salvation shat his pants once our Saviour started berating him? He probably had visions of Chris chasing him down the hotel corridor naked with a chainsaw … I’m so glad that Leonardo DiCaprio turned down the chance to play Batemen — as good as he can be, there’s no way he would have been anywhere near as good as Lord Bale.
By the way, belated Merry Christmas to all you professionals out there. Keep up the great work in the New Year!
Lohans playboy spread, snooze! She’ll be in soft porn like Dana Plato soon enough, or dead. Lindsay Corley, now that’s an ass I wear as a hat. Professional!
Hey Danny, can you retell that story about your gay co-worker who got head in the parking lot while everyone was looking? I was looking for it earlier and it seems it got deleted after the site move. Thanks.
WTF ?!? Oscars nods come out and where the fuck is Flowers of War and the respect for last years best supporting actor winner Christian Fucking Bale. Pitt for Moneyball and that fat dude who pollutes the very category our Lord won last year. I will live chat only to mock this effrontery. Praise Bale.
18 Comments
Grammaton Cleric Binks
First and third motherfuckers. Not here, here……
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/china-slams-christian-bale-creating-news-210344044.html
21 Dec 2011 04:12 pm
Eddie_Hitler
… Oh, man. At least let me see the trailer for the new Batman film before you shoot me! Fuck it, I’ll even settle for the trailer for the Hobbit. Come on!!!! You’re a professional, aren’t you? I’m sorry I trashed Bale’s lights!!!!!!
21 Dec 2011 11:12 pm
Faust_8
Just saw that this morning Binks and wanted to share it with the professionals. Come on China, this is Christian Bale ! Anywhere he goes he creates the fucking news. He leaves his house to check the mail and CNN interupts their broadcast. They should put a memorial on the hallowed ground his shoes touched and be glad that our Saviour visited their amatuer country.
22 Dec 2011 10:12 am
conspiracy
No place to post this, so I’ll drop it here. Merry Christmas, and a Happy Hanukkah to you fuckers…
25 Dec 2011 01:12 pm
Eddie_Hitler
Got “American Psycho” on blu-ray for Xmas and watched it last night. What a performance!! I had forgotten how completely unhinged Patrick Bateman really is. Is it any wonder the photographer on Terminator: Salvation shat his pants once our Saviour started berating him? He probably had visions of Chris chasing him down the hotel corridor naked with a chainsaw … I’m so glad that Leonardo DiCaprio turned down the chance to play Batemen — as good as he can be, there’s no way he would have been anywhere near as good as Lord Bale.
By the way, belated Merry Christmas to all you professionals out there. Keep up the great work in the New Year!
26 Dec 2011 11:12 pm
Faust_8
I’d leave a comment but I have to return some video tapes
28 Dec 2011 02:12 pm
Faust_8
Lohans playboy spread, snooze! She’ll be in soft porn like Dana Plato soon enough, or dead. Lindsay Corley, now that’s an ass I wear as a hat. Professional!
04 Jan 2012 12:01 pm
Faust_8
Yeah Taylor Corley not Lindsay
06 Jan 2012 05:01 pm
odo19
Hey Danny, can you retell that story about your gay co-worker who got head in the parking lot while everyone was looking? I was looking for it earlier and it seems it got deleted after the site move. Thanks.
07 Jan 2012 10:01 pm
odo19
Jeez. This place is totally abondoned. Where is everyone?
12 Jan 2012 10:01 pm
odo19
I blame twitter.
12 Jan 2012 10:01 pm
conspiracy
I don’t know where anyone is….Twitter is fucking dead as well…the Professionals have gone to ground, or are just to fucking drunk to get up.
13 Jan 2012 01:01 am
S-Mart Shopper
I’m coming off what was for the most part a month long bender. Damn holidays, and now it’s finally snowing here. Fuck!
14 Jan 2012 10:01 pm
xiphos0311
There are solid reasons why this place has slowed.
Mike had another child a couple of weeks ago, that takes up time I would guess.
Cheetoh recently got married. I would imagine that takes up a lot of time also.
Abom has a busy job, a family and other writings pursuits going on so that takes up time.
Danny is MIA. Maybe he’s lost in the whore houses near Avienda Revolucion in TJ.
15 Jan 2012 09:01 pm
Faust_8
Congrats to Mike, try to get some sleep. Cheetoh, you can do it !!!
15 Jan 2012 10:01 pm
odo19
Those are very professional reasons. Congrats to Mike and Cheetoh!
Damn though. I guess I’m not going to hear that parking lot story for a while, if ever. Hopefully this place hangs together.
16 Jan 2012 02:01 am
xiphos0311
What's the parking lot story?
17 Jan 2012 12:01 am
Faust_8
WTF ?!? Oscars nods come out and where the fuck is Flowers of War and the respect for last years best supporting actor winner Christian Fucking Bale. Pitt for Moneyball and that fat dude who pollutes the very category our Lord won last year. I will live chat only to mock this effrontery. Praise Bale.
24 Jan 2012 11:01 pm
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