Earlier today, Hawaiian Organ Donor and I were emailing back and forth about films, as we often do. ‘Cutthroat Island’ came up and I professed my love for it, explaining ‘It’s everything I wanted in a Pirates of the Caribbean movie’.
Moments ago, I received this email in response.
from [HAWAIIAN ORGAN DONOR] (email omitted)
to“D.G. Dickblood” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Fuck you, shit film lover. The first PotC was an excelllent film. Went beyond any exepectations. The 2nd and 3rd were such abminations that I want all parties involved to die of the most painful anal cancer ever. But fuck you and everyone else who shits on the first one. This is me drunk, absoultetyly loaded as fuck asfter spending a afternoon drin king with my pops, anyone who shits on the first Pirates but gives the Fantastic Four movies a pass is a right and right ashole. And I hpepe you die. Painfuly you you fuck. erioSly, how can you be be such an assole. i cant even be objective at this point you fucking cretins you motherless shits for brians you fucking people ai wisj I neebever met, how can an asshole be sp objectivbe about TOTAL PIECE OF DSHI iut hate on a good movie with a passion i just dont get
uck youpt and fuck that lazy fuckngh oserse you rode in on
am i the last obgectibe guy on the pkanet?
just carcked opne beer nuhber ho knows what
this feeeeling rockes i could storm omahaa beach feling this goood and and buletit proof
and I need a piazza