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The Year That Was: 1988 I try to avoid looking at the past through rosy-colored glasses. I was a junior in high school twenty-two years ago, and while at the time I probably thought I ... READ MORE Abominable Snowcone | Tuesday, 9 March 2010 |
DTW: March 9, 2010 So the Academy Awards are over and now we get the tsunami of nominated films hitting the home video shores. Some good stuff worth checking out this week. In spite ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 9 March 2010 |
LIVE OSCAR CHAT!!!Here we go folks! The first official live AIBN Oscar chat. I'll be drunk, I hope you will be too. We'll update the winners in the list of nominees as they ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Sunday, 7 March 2010 |
DICKBLOOD VS OSCAR BAIT! Avatar I'm no Cameron fan. I think his career is made up of about 87% fake macho chest-pumping formulaic dogshit. To me, Aliens is the butthole of the franchise, ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Saturday, 6 March 2010 |
The Greatest Oscar Screw Jobs With the Oscars coming up this weekend, I thought I would look back at past nominees and winners and see who got truly screwed. I considered discussing actors/actresses and films ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Thursday, 4 March 2010 |
The Year That Was: 1990 My birthday falls in June, so I was always one of those kids in school who felt a little younger than his classmates. Because I was younger than my classmates. ... READ MORE Abominable Snowcone | Thursday, 4 March 2010 |
BCE Goes Cuckoo For The Crazies The Crazies 2010Directed by Breck Eisner Starring Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Danielle Panabaker and Joe Anderson Rated R 3.5 fists out of 5 WRITTEN BY: BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Wednesday, 3 March 2010 |
'Alice' to Premiere on Helena's Ginormous Freaking Forehead LOS ANGELES (AP) – Director James Cameron may be crowned “king of the world” at the 82nd Academy Awards this Sunday for his work on Avatar, but Tim Burton will ... READ MORE Abominable Snowcone | Tuesday, 2 March 2010 |
KOUTCHBOOM Says 'Hot Tub Time Machine' Is A Movie To Drink Beer To.... HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2010Directed by Steve Pink Starring: John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke Rated R 2.5 Bale fists outta 5 WRITTEN BY: KOUTCHBOOMI wasn’t going to ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Thursday, 25 February 2010 |
Extreme Skier, Like, Totally Dead After Bogus Wipe-Out SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) – Dude, progressive freestyle skier CR Johnson fucking died yesterday after he totally mashed his head against some rocks at Squaw Valley. My homey CR—a well-known “extreme” ... READ MORE Abominable Snowcone | Thursday, 25 February 2010 |
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Movie Reviews
BCE Not Totally Electrified by Percy Jackson Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2010Directed by Chris Columbus Starring Logan Lerman, Sean Bean, Kevin McKidd, Pierce Brosnan, Rosario Dawson and Steve Coogan Rated PG-13 2.5 fists ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Thursday, 25 February 2010 |
Shutter Island = Limp Dick of Cinema Shutter Island2010Directed by Martin Scorsese Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Williams, Mark Ruffalo and Max Von Sydow Rated R (0 fists out of 5: The Dreaded Middle Finger of ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Thursday, 18 February 2010 |
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Maximum Stuntcock
Why Dolph Lundgren Is Better Than Us... READ MORE Sunday, 7 February 2010 |
QFAD: Ninel Conde Thanks to HOD's spicy suggestion, my cock is now missing several layers of skin. ... READ MORE Saturday, 6 February 2010 |
QFAD: Keeley Hazell ... READ MORE Friday, 29 January 2010 |
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Music Reviews
Flogging Molly are 'Live at the Greek' Flogging Molly: Live at the Greek Theater Flogging Molly 2010 "We’re Flogging Molly, and this is what we do,” Dave King greets the crowd at the beginning of every concert. Ask who—or what—Flogging ... READ MORE Abominable Snowcone | Friday, 5 March 2010 |
Austrian Death Machine Blows Away The Competition With Obscure References To Foreign-Born Action Mov By Lord Bronco Double Brutal Austrian Death Machine 2009 Metal Blade Records ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Monday, 14 December 2009 |
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The Color Dickblood
Fuck, its like a new Langley Music Project!and if you've never heard of 'The Langley School Music Project'...... ... READ MORE Tuesday, 9 March 2010 |
Kesha Wars!this song is actually a lot better without having to look at the sloppy cunt that "sings" it.... ... READ MORE Tuesday, 9 March 2010 |
REGULATETuesday, 9 March 2010 |
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Dropping This Week
DTW: March 2, 2010 On the eve of the Academy Awards, we get a damn solid week of DVD releases. The world ends, childhood innocence ends and there's a whole lot of slapping going ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 2 March 2010 |
DTW: February 23, 2010 Overall a really good week for releases. Get thee to your Netflix queue. The Informant! We reviewed this one recently. Fantastic movie. Damon should have been nominated for this rather than ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 23 February 2010 |
DTW: February 16, 2010 It's a sad statement when there's a lot better movies playing in the theater in February than there is coming out on home video. Law Abiding Citizen Lots of gratuitous ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Wednesday, 17 February 2010 |
DTW: February 9, 2010 I'm really falling behind in my movie watching. And no matter how loud I plead, the studios still aren't sending me advance copies. Couples Retreat Retreat far away from any ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 9 February 2010 |
DTW: February 2, 2010 Some great, some good, some bad this week. Action for the guys, tear inducers for the girls. Zombieland Fifty levels of awesome. I watched this again last night and it continues ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Friday, 5 February 2010 |
DTW: January 26, 2010 I haven't seen any of this stuff. I'm too busy watching Oscar bait as I'm desperately trying to get my top ten of 2009 out the door. So if anyone ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 26 January 2010 |
DTW: January 19, 2010 It looks like I'm falling behind again with my DTW viewing as I've only seen 1/4 of the movies released this week. Admittedly some of them I have no real ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 19 January 2010 |
DTW: January 12, 2010 What an amazing week for releases. Possibly the top three movies of 2009 all released on the same day. So get yourself down to Redbox, log onto Netflix or hit ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 11 January 2010 |
DTW: December 29 - January 5 I haven't seen any of this stuff. I'm too busy watching Oscar bait as I'm desperately trying to get my top ten of 2009 out the door. So if anyone ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 5 January 2010 |
DTW: December 8-22, 2009 I really fell behind with this column. Been too busy on those best of the decade lists. Anyway, it's actually been a decent run for DVD releases. Too much stuff ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 22 December 2009 |
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Prozium Intervals
'Tis the SeasonIt’s been (another) long time since an update. Not much going on with Abom, which perhaps is why I’ve neglected to post. I’m not one of those daily bloggers who ... READ MORE Tuesday, 8 December 2009 |
Summer DoldrumsticeI suppose an update is in order. It's been a while.What has Abom been doing with himself the last couple months? Not much, apart from work (day job and night) ... READ MORE Thursday, 20 August 2009 |
Attack of the Strabismos Friday night I ventured out to see Colin Hay perform at the Beachland Ballroom. Hadn't seen the guy since he played the Winchester in Lakewood, Ohio in February 2004 and ... READ MORE Monday, 20 July 2009 |
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