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Stuntcock Mike Returns with 'THE BIG LEBOWSKI - XXX PARODY' The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody Starring: Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Kristina Rose Rating: 5 'Evan Stones' out of 5 Written by: STUNTCOCK MIKE So I’ve discovered the toughest ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Friday, 30 July 2010 |
Koutchboom Weighs In On 'Predators' and 'Inception' Predators2010Directed by Nimród Antal Starring Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins, Oleg Taktarov, Danny Trejo and Laurence Fishburne. With Brian Steele and Derek Mears Before all you Professionals go ... READ MORE Koutchboom | Friday, 23 July 2010 |
[AIBN-BollFest-2010] ZEDDEMORE VS FAR CRY! FAR CRY written by: MR. ZEDDEMORE In my haste to review Alone In Ze Dark, I made the mistake of not posting the very specific rules I gave ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Tuesday, 20 July 2010 |
Cheetoh Descends Into Inception Inception2010Directed by Chris NolanStarring Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy, Ellen Page, Dileep Rao, Cillian Murphy, Ken Watanabe, Michael Caine, Marion Cotillard, Lukas Haas, Tom Berenger and Pete Postlethwaite written by ... READ MORE BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER | Tuesday, 20 July 2010 |
Zeddemore Kicks Off 'AIBN-BollFest-2010' with Alone In The Dark! ALONE IN ZE DARK written by: MR. ZEDDEMORE Welcome to Boll Fest 2010. This will be fun, ja?And what is Boll Fest 2010? Well, it's a festival in which I ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Thursday, 15 July 2010 |
Col Tigh-Fighter Returns With A Zombie Double-Bill! written by: COL TIGH-FIGHTER Ok guys, you might recall that I am a bit of a zombie nut. I've caught a couple of pieces of Zombie action recently, and ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Wednesday, 14 July 2010 |
HOD says 'Predators' Is One Ugly Motherfucker Predators2010Directed by Nimród Antal Starring Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins, Oleg Taktarov, Danny Trejo and Laurence FishburneThis couldn’t have been a worse weekend. What started with a week ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 12 July 2010 |
Zeddemore Bestows 'A Nightmare On Elm Street' with 'The Middle Finger of The Apocalypse'!! A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Directed By: Samuel BayerStarring: Jackie Earle Haley, Kellen Lutz (0 FISTS) WRITTEN BY: ZEDDEMORE So I'm a while late with this, but sunny old ... READ MORE AIBN Staff | Friday, 9 July 2010 |
DICKBLOOD VS THE LAST AIRBENDER! THE LAST AIRBENDER Directed By: M. Night ShyamalanStarring: Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Aasif Mandvi, Nicola Peltz, Big Cliff Curtis, Jackson Rat-Fuck I knew something was up when the reviews ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Tuesday, 6 July 2010 |
Knight and Day Cruises Along Knight and Day2010 Directed by James MangoldStarring Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Paul Dano and Peter Sarsgaard This'll be the third time I've tried to post this review - I've been having browser ... READ MORE BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER | Tuesday, 6 July 2010 |
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Reviews
Cheetoh Gets His Ass To The Greek Get Him To The Greek2010Directed by Nicholas StollerStarring Russell Brand, Jonah Hill, P Diddy, Rose Byrne, and Elisabeth Moss I'm not the one who should be writing this review. Of all ... READ MORE BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER | Saturday, 5 June 2010 |
It's A Wonderful....Shrek? Shrek Forever After2010Directed by Mike Mitchell Starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas and Walt Dohm It's no small secret that 'Shrek Forever After' borrows heavily from the Jimmy Stewart ... READ MORE BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER | Wednesday, 2 June 2010 |
Someone Actually Saw MacGruber! MacGruber2010Directed by Jorma TacconeStarring Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Powers Boothe and Val Kilmer What is there really to say about this film? Besides the fact that pretty much most of ... READ MORE Koutchboom | Thursday, 27 May 2010 |
DGDB VS ROBIN HOOD! ROBIN HOOD Directed By: Ridley Scott Starring: Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Mark Strong, Oscar Isaac, Max Von Sydow, William Hurt, Scott Grimes, Kevin Durand, Alan Doyle Rated PG-13 I must ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Thursday, 20 May 2010 |
Finally Somebody Watches Nine!! Nine2009Directed by Rob MarshallWritten by Anthony MinghellaStarring Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penélope Cruz, Sophia Loren, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson and Stacy 'Fergalicious' Ferguson And I wish I hadn’t. I was ... READ MORE Koutchboom | Thursday, 20 May 2010 |
The Gift of 'John Frusciante' and Friend Omar Rodriguez-Lopez & John FruscianteSelf-Titled (2010) When I asked my brother what the Red House Chili Peppers will do without guitarist John Frusciante on board, his response was curt: “Suck,” he ... READ MORE Abominable Snowcone | Wednesday, 19 May 2010 |
Crash Test Dummies Return With 'Oooh La La' Oooh-La-La! Crash Test Dummies Deep Fried Records (2010) Brad Roberts has emerged from a five-year long hiatus invigorated, recharged, and inspired by vintage musical toys. The rumbling voice of 1994 hit “Mmm Mmm Mmm ... READ MORE Abominable Snowcone | Tuesday, 18 May 2010 |
The Cheetoh Explores The House Of The Devil The House Of The Devil Directed By: Ti WestStarring: Jocalin Donahue, Tom Noonan, Mary Woronov, AJ Bowen and Greta Gerwig Rated R for language, intense occult imagery and violence. 3.5 Fists out of ... READ MORE BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER | Thursday, 13 May 2010 |
How To Train Your Dragon is an Epic Cartoon How To Train Your Dragon2010Directed by Dean DeBlois and Chris SandersStarring Gerard Butler, Toothless, Craig Ferguson, America Ferrera, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Kristen Wiig and Christopher Mintz-Plasse Man I would have ... READ MORE Koutchboom | Monday, 10 May 2010 |
District 13: Ultimatum Comes to Parkour Your Ass Off District 13:Ultimatum2009Directed by Patrick AlessandrinWritten by Luc BessonStarring Cyril Raffaelli and David Belle Damn you shysty French and all your great movie making abilities. If I wasn’t so god damn Red, ... READ MORE Koutchboom | Thursday, 6 May 2010 |
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Blogs, Babes and Bale
WhoreCop 3: Night JusticeTrue independent cinema at its finest. made by this sick fuck @CarterNixon ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Monday, 26 July 2010 |
IT WAS MY LAST SUNSET ON THIS EARTH....THAT MADE ME WHAT I AM.THIS is why Gerard is an immortal of a new era...a gift from the GODS if you will. Cross-dressing has never looked so defiantly sexy. ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Monday, 26 July 2010 |
MEL DIGGER!STAY STRONG MEL! ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Thursday, 22 July 2010 |
HARDCORE!!/via ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sunday, 18 July 2010 |
Mel Gibson VS Christian Bale... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Tuesday, 13 July 2010 |
FUCKYEAHHOLE!DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Wednesday, 23 June 2010 |
Lord Bronco ♥'s Russian GirlsSo I get this email from Lord Bronco, urging me to post this..... Its alright I guess.....but if you wanna truly appreciate the Russian form, I'd point you right ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Wednesday, 23 June 2010 |
Bruce Lee 'Green Hornet' Audition... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Tuesday, 22 June 2010 |
After Chris Klein, this is the 2nd Greatest Audition EVER!I guess Oprah is having some 'Host Your Own Show' competition and they're taking video entries. This guy, who looks like Marty Feldman's illegitimate son, should totally fucking win. I ... READ MORE DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Monday, 14 June 2010 |
QFAD: Daisy Lowe = Gavin Rossdale's daughter. ... READ MORE Christian Bale | Sunday, 13 June 2010 |
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Dropping This Week
DTW: June 8, 2010 You know the drill. I'm combining last week's releases with this week's. The Celtics keep winning so their playoff run continues and then there's a little thing called the World ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 8 June 2010 |
DTW: May 25, 2010 Once again, due to playoff season and my desire to see much better movies, this is a combination of releases from this week and last week. Not a lot of ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 24 May 2010 |
DTW: May 11, 2010 This is a mixture of releases from this week and last week. I've seen maybe half the stuff here so once again, watch at your own risk. Nine A musical ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 11 May 2010 |
DTW: April 27, 2010 Another week where I've seen almost none of the releases. Been hitting the bottle a little too hard lately to focus on anything that requires a lot of concentration. Besides, ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Thursday, 29 April 2010 |
DTW: April 20, 2010 This is a fairly spectacular week for DVD releases. Yes, there's one of the worst movies ever made out, but we also get the biggest movie of all time and ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 19 April 2010 |
DTW: April 13, 2010 I haven't seen any of this stuff so I guess I've given up on new releases or maybe it's that there aren't any big titles here. Or it could be ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 13 April 2010 |
DTW: March 30, 2010 A couple of good releases this week, but the others? Yikes. Sherlock Holmes Spectacular fun. Downey and Law are pitch perfect, the incredible sets looked lived-in and are blended with ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 30 March 2010 |
DTW: March 23, 2010 A really solid week for releases. A few top ten films from 2009 here, so make sure you get cracking on your queue.The Blind Side Did this deserve a best ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 23 March 2010 |
DTW: March 16, 2010 Just when I thought I was catching up on video releases, I realize I've seen almost nothing coming out this week. That may be a good thing as most of ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 16 March 2010 |
DTW: March 9, 2010 So the Academy Awards are over and now we get the tsunami of nominated films hitting the home video shores. Some good stuff worth checking out this week. In spite ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 9 March 2010 |
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Sweet 'N Sour Cinema
Sweet 'N Sour Cinema #4 Talk about taking a huge break between columns, but I'm back and I have some absolutely fantastic stuff to tell you about.It's a mostly European theme this time around and ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 1 June 2010 |
Sweet 'N Sour Cinema #3 This is a smaller column than usual, but life is conspiring to kill my free time lately. There are some outstanding titles here though. 14 Blades (2009)Country: China Had this ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Wednesday, 7 April 2010 |
Sweet 'N Sour Cinema #2 There was a decidedly Asian flavor in our first column so let's see if we can't cover a couple more corners of the world.And in case it hasn't been made ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Wednesday, 31 March 2010 |
Sweet 'N Sour Cinema #1 It seems there's more than a few of you out there who are as interested in foreign film as I am. Over at Ginger Town they run a bi-weekly column ... READ MORE Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 29 March 2010 |
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