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From Paris With Love Is Magnifique

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  From Paris With Love 2010 Directed by Pierre Morel Starring John Travolta, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Kasia Smutniak   4 fists out of 5   I'd call this the first real action film I've seen this year. Eli ... READ MORE

Stuntcock Mike | Saturday, 6 February 2010

Surfer Attacked by Shark, Dies Awesomely

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MARIN COUNTY, Fla. – Stephen Schager died an awesome death yesterday morning from injuries sustained in a shark attack while kite-boarding in the Atlantic about a quarter mile offshore.  Schager, ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Friday, 5 February 2010

Toyota Recalls Recall of What It Said Before

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NAGOYA – The grandson of the founder of the world’s largest auto manufacturer acknowledged at a press conference early this morning that Toyota’s most popular hybrid vehicle may suffer from ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Friday, 5 February 2010

DTW: February 2, 2010

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Some great, some good, some bad this week. Action for the guys, tear inducers for the girls.  Zombieland  Fifty levels of awesome. I watched this again last night and it continues ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Friday, 5 February 2010

BALE. MALICK. Too Much Professionalism For One Screen to Handle?

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***REAL NEWS***  Reclusive director Terrence Malick doesn't make many movies, but the man knows professionalism when he sees it. Having worked with Christian Bale on The New World was e... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Thursday, 4 February 2010

Mel Gibson Implicated in Death of Asshole Anchorman

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CHICAGO (AP) – The lifeless and gruesomely charred body of WGN-TV entertainment reporter Dean Richards was discovered near a drainage ditch alongside I-90 early this morning.    CPD forensics experts ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Thursday, 4 February 2010

FX on New Satriani DVD are Nauseating

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 Joe Satriani - Live in Paris:I Just Wanna Rock 2 February 2010 Directed by Some Moron Starring Joe Satriani (guitar god), Stu Hamm (bass), Jeff Campitelli (drums), Galen Henson (rhythm guitar)  Joe Satriani isn’t ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Thursday, 4 February 2010

UPDATED: Professionalism - One Year Later.....A Reflection

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 It was thirty-six years ago upon this day that David and Jenny James Bale welcomed their fourth child—The Savior of the Universe—into their lives.  Into a world that would never ... READ MORE

AIBN Staff | Saturday, 30 January 2010

Obama and State of Union: 'Jobs are Good for Money'

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Miracles is the way things ought to be, if Americans are to believe the words spoken last night by the leader of the free world.  “It may appear as if things are not ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Thursday, 28 January 2010

The Kick Is Up and It's...OK

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Big Fan2009Directed by Robert SiegelStarring Patton Oswalt, Kevin Corrigan, Gino Cafarelli, Marcia Jean Kurtz and Michael Rapaport (3 fists out of 5)  I enjoy sports. I own a few ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 25 January 2010

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Movie Reviews

'The Day After' Still a Nuclear Nightmare

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 The Day After 1983 Directed by Nicholas Meyer Starring Jason Robards, John Lithgow, Jobeth Williams, Steve Guttenberg   ***Potential Spoilers*** It’s become harder to appreciate just how pervasive and palpable the threat of nuclear war was ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Garfunkel's Gotta Have It in 'Bad Timing'

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  Bad Timing: A Sensual Obsession 1980  Directed by Nicholas Roeg Starring Art Garfunkel, Theresa Russell, Harvey Keitel, Denholm Elliott   2.5 Fists  I visited Art Garfunkel’s website the other day to see what Paul Simon’s sometimes-partner has ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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Maximum Stuntcock

Why Dolph Lundgren Is Better Than Us

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Sunday, 7 February 2010

QFAD: Ninel Conde

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  Thanks to HOD's spicy suggestion, my cock is now missing several layers of skin.                                  ... READ MORE

Saturday, 6 February 2010

QFAD: Keeley Hazell

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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Music Reviews

Austrian Death Machine Blows Away The Competition With Obscure References To Foreign-Born Action Mov

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 By Lord Bronco  Double Brutal   Austrian Death Machine   2009   Metal Blade Records   ... READ MORE

AIBN Staff | Monday, 14 December 2009

New Tunes from The Misfits Praise Zombies

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 Land of the Dead $1.98 ep The Misfits 2009 Misfits Records  A court may have awarded bassist Jerry Only the legal right to continue writing and performing under The Misfits moniker, but the verdict's still ... READ MORE

Abominable Snowcone | Monday, 2 November 2009

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The Color Dickblood

Fucking Amazing! Tony Soprano Wild Thing!

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Sunday, 31 January 2010

Puppy Wreaks Total Fucking Destruction On Woman's Nipple!

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Friday, 15 January 2010

Jonah Rocks!

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  RESPECT.  ... READ MORE

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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Dropping This Week

DTW: January 26, 2010

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I haven't seen any of this stuff. I'm too busy watching Oscar bait as I'm desperately trying to get my top ten of 2009 out the door. So if anyone ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 26 January 2010

DTW: January 19, 2010

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It looks like I'm falling behind again with my DTW viewing as I've only seen 1/4 of the movies released this week. Admittedly some of them I have no real ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 19 January 2010

DTW: January 12, 2010

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What an amazing week for releases. Possibly the top three movies of 2009 all released on the same day. So get yourself down to Redbox, log onto Netflix or hit ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 11 January 2010

DTW: December 29 - January 5

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I haven't seen any of this stuff. I'm too busy watching Oscar bait as I'm desperately trying to get my top ten of 2009 out the door. So if anyone ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 5 January 2010

DTW: December 8-22, 2009

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I really fell behind with this column. Been too busy on those best of the decade lists. Anyway, it's actually been a decent run for DVD releases. Too much stuff ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 22 December 2009

DTW: December 1-6, 2009

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So I took all of last week off and didn't feel like posting a damn thing. I'll combine those releases with this week's. And I'm not reviewing any music this ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 1 December 2009

DTW: November 16-22, 2009

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Worst. Release. Week. Ever.   Star Trek  Call me crazy but I was one of a small minority of people who thought this reboot was dogshit. The casting was sensational, but ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 17 November 2009

DTW: November 9 - 15, 2009

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Another week of weak entries. I have trouble getting excited about anything here.   Up  Critics and movie goers seemed to love this one. I found it sort of lame. I ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 10 November 2009

DTW: November 1 - 8, 2009

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Last week was so dire for new releases, I couldn't be bothered to write about anything.  The DVD front this week is actually spectacular.  The new music releases are so ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Monday, 2 November 2009

DTW: October 19 - 25, 2009

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Talk about a week of slim pickings.  This is a goddamn horror show.   Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen A mess.  A loud, obnoxious, incomprehensible mess.  I don't know what's sadder: that Bay ... READ MORE

Hawaiian Organ Donor | Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Prozium Intervals

'Tis the Season

It’s been (another) long time since an update.  Not much going on with Abom, which perhaps is why I’ve neglected to post.  I’m not one of those daily bloggers who ... READ MORE

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Summer Doldrumstice

I suppose an update is in order.  It's been a while.What has Abom been doing with himself the last couple months?  Not much, apart from work (day job and night) ... READ MORE

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Attack of the Strabismos

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Friday night I ventured out to see Colin Hay perform at the Beachland Ballroom.  Hadn't seen the guy since he played the Winchester in Lakewood, Ohio in February 2004 and ... READ MORE

Monday, 20 July 2009

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